The Captive Spirit's definitions
The type of babysitter who will spend the night using your phone, eating your food, and ignoring your kids. In other words someone who may as well not even be there.
by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010
Get the Absent Babysittermug. An abbreviation used to covertly refer to Manic Depressive Disorder (Bipolar) or Major Depressive Disorder (Unipolar). Simply referring to it as M.D.D. helps avoid random strangers eavesdropping and thinking you’re nuts.
by The Captive Spirit August 24, 2010
Get the M.D.D.mug. Doing something extremely stupid or reckless usually for the amusement of others or for the thrill of doing something daring. Often occurs as a result of peer pressure.
The expression originates from the urban myth(?) of someone dancing on the railroad tracks and paying for the foolish mistake with their life.
The expression originates from the urban myth(?) of someone dancing on the railroad tracks and paying for the foolish mistake with their life.
Dana: Look at Jimmy. He’s dancing on the rails again
Bill: What an idiot! He’ll get hurt if he doesn’t stop it!
Bill: What an idiot! He’ll get hurt if he doesn’t stop it!
by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
Get the Dancing On The Railsmug. The female equivalent of “Smart Alec”. A wise guy… er, girl who always has a witty comeback for everything and portrays herself as bold, outspoken, and playfully mischievous
by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
Get the Wise Alicemug. An expression that supposedly means “an egg sucking cow that dances”. A comical way of insulting someone usually without any real ill intent.
Mary plays a practical joke on Sue. Sue fell for it and now she's feeling embarrassed
Sue: You... you... damn you're an eggle-hoffing moo cha-cha. That's what you are!
Mary: Haha! What did you just call me?
Sue: You... you... damn you're an eggle-hoffing moo cha-cha. That's what you are!
Mary: Haha! What did you just call me?
by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010
Get the Eggle-Hoffing Moo Cha-Chamug. An expression used to inform someone they are behaving in a hyper or otherwise overactive manner (i.e. as in the metaphor “bouncing off the walls”) and your desire to have them tone it down a bit.
by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
Get the Upstairs, downstairs, please shut up!mug. The Bronze is the awesome club where you and all your cool friends plan to hang out over the weekend, only it isn't really called "The Bronze". You call it that instead of referring to the location by its actual name so you don’t have to worry about tag-a-longs
Clara: Hey are you coming to Everett's tomorrow night?
Molly: Shush! Call it The Bronze. I don’t want freaks following us there
Molly: Shush! Call it The Bronze. I don’t want freaks following us there
by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
Get the The Bronzemug.