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A timepiece that counts down to the exact time of a deadline, failing to complete a certain task by the end of that deadline will result in dire consequences.
May refer to a metaphorical doomsday clock i.e. watching an actual clock and doing the math to see how much time you have left.
Or a physical doomsday clock like the ones that were sold in the lead up to the millennium or the ones featured on bombs that explode once they reach zero.
May refer to a metaphorical doomsday clock i.e. watching an actual clock and doing the math to see how much time you have left.
Or a physical doomsday clock like the ones that were sold in the lead up to the millennium or the ones featured on bombs that explode once they reach zero.
John started keeping time on the doomsday clock after his boss had told him he'd be fired if he hadn't finished all of his paperwork before 6pm on Friday.
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For dramatic purposes whenever you see a bomb with a doomsday clock on TV or in the movies it always stops with just one second to spare.
Or
For dramatic purposes whenever you see a bomb with a doomsday clock on TV or in the movies it always stops with just one second to spare.
by The Captive Spirit September 7, 2010
Get the Doomsday Clock mug.A Wiccan expression that carries the equivalent meaning to one of the following phrases: “Take care”, “God bless you” or “Good grief!”.
May also used in a similar context to “goodbye” and less commonly as “hello”.
May also used in a similar context to “goodbye” and less commonly as “hello”.
by The Captive Spirit September 7, 2010
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Get the In Perfect Love and Perfect Trust mug.The stereotypical witch usually portrayed in movies or on television. These witches may be ugly with green skin and warts, melt if you throw water over them, evil in nature, or worshippers of Satan.
This is in complete contrast to Wiccan Witches who look just like regular people, aren’t evil at all, and definitely don’t worship Satan
This is in complete contrast to Wiccan Witches who look just like regular people, aren’t evil at all, and definitely don’t worship Satan
Just because I'm a Wiccan doesn't mean you should treat me like a Hollywood Witch. That's so not cool!
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Look I’m tired of giving you mother’s milk. Unless you want a failing grade on this book report I suggest you do it yourself. I’m done helping you.
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Get the Mother’s Milk mug.An extremely ignorant way of insulting someone that actually has nothing to do with religion but more to do with simply being annoying. Most likely owes its inspiration to South Park.
Eric: Hey shut up you Christian hating Jew!
Kyle: Uhmm… what? I’m not Christian or a Jew, and I don’t hate either of them
Eric: Hehehehe. That doesn’t change the fact that you’re a Christian hating Jew
Kyle: Uhmm… what? I’m not Christian or a Jew, and I don’t hate either of them
Eric: Hehehehe. That doesn’t change the fact that you’re a Christian hating Jew
by The Captive Spirit September 12, 2010
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