Pseudo Gooch

When the gooch of a feminist inflates, usually incurred by the natural wrath of gender, to form a female scrotum

Damn Bill, look at the pseudo gooch on that one!
Shit Mike, she must be real hot and bothered

by The Captian May 04, 2015

Titty Lasers

The vestigial defensive reflex of a female to compress her breasts, producing a high intensity laser, intended to ward off the opposite sex and nothing else

I tried to make a move on Lucy, but she chased me off with her titty lasers

by The Captian May 04, 2015

Microgooch

When the gooch of a person is exceptionally small, it results in a microgooch

Yo, Suzy's gooch was tiny man, it was like, a microgooch

by The Captian May 04, 2015

GrundleBus

The preferred method of getting from point A to point B, provided that point A is the Asshole and point B is the Ballsack; most often used by homosexual males

Man 1: I plundered Mikes asshole yesterday, then I tickled his scrotum right after
Man 2: How'd you pull it off so fast?
Man 1: Easy, I used the GrundleBus

by The Captian May 04, 2015

Rocky Groad

When the groad (area between the asshole and nutsack/vagina) is speckled with residual shit, giving it a rocky texture

I fucked that one chick but man, she had a rocky groad, and that shit was nasty!

by The Captian May 04, 2015