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A Blue Collar term for fucking off on the job. More specifically, taking much longer to complete a work assignment than the company or boss expects should be spent on it. Dicking the Dog Poking the Pooch can effectively be used as a tool to create overtime in which the employee is paid one and one half times the hourly rate.
Man 1: Old Joe sure is Dicking the Dog today. Man 2: Yea he sure the fuck is, must have a car payment or something due cause he's gonna run that job into overtime.
by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009
Get the Dicking the Dog mug.A Female UPS driver. Can be a Package Car or a Feeder driver. Must wear the UPS issue brown uniform.
I'd sure like to pop Buster Brownie in the ass one time when she bends over to pick my package up out of her truck.
by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009
Get the Buster Brownie mug.While working for an employer who is signature to a collective bargaining agreement, you stop working to rest, several times a day and for at least several minutes in duration. Union Breaks can be described as frequent and long.
by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009
Get the Union Break mug.A cab heater is a term decades old from the trucking industry. A cab heater is a gun used for the driver’s protection. It can be a handgun either a revolver or a semi-automatic pistol or even a pump shotgun if space permits. Most of these weapons are acquired from the underground element so if used, they can be pitched and no link or connection to the driver can be made. Today, any gun in the passenger compartment of any vehicle can be called a cab heater.
Driver 1: Awe Shit, my first stop is on the East Side of Cleveland.
Driver 2: Sucks to be you. Hope you have a cab heater.
Driver 2: Sucks to be you. Hope you have a cab heater.
by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009
Get the Cab Heater mug.A Lake Erie Log Jam can be found in the bowl of 50% of public toilets. It is created by the first person that uses a non-functioning public toilet by totally fucking up the bowl with a huge Steamer and then tops it off with half the roll of toilet paper, which starts the Log Jam. Next person who has a Hydraulic Shit coming on and happy to find a shitter working or not adds to the log pile then uses what’s left of the roll. The next and subsequent people have no choice but to shit on top of the log pile or shit their pants, which adding to the pile makes more sense than laying down a Skid Mark in their pants which of course leads to a Rusty Bumper. After several people have assaulted the bowl, with none of it going down a LAKE ERIE LOG JAM is created, so named as if you live in the Midwest, and are north of the continental divide, that shit’s gonna wind up in Lake Erie one way or another.
by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009
Get the Lake Erie Log Jam mug.A Lake Erie Monster is the biggest baddest shit that someone leaves in a toilet bowl for the next person to admire. So named after Lake Erie, one the Great Lakes because that's where the Monster swims to eventually.
by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009
Get the Lake Erie Monster mug.Items the garbage truck won’t take, like tires, motor oil, Hazardous Materials are loaded into the car trunk, back of the mini van or pick-up truck, then driven to the parking lot of usually a big box retailer (Caution must be used as video surveillance is being used to watch for this kind of activity) and then covertly deposited usually by a light pole. Lean the tires against the pole, set the milk jugs of oil around the perimeter of the pole along with the cans of paint.
Neighbor 1: The fuckin’ garbage men won’t take those old tires off my deuce and a quarter.
Neighbor 2: Yea they don’t take none of that shit, you gotta roll by Home Depot and do the Parking Lot Recycler!
Neighbor 2: Yea they don’t take none of that shit, you gotta roll by Home Depot and do the Parking Lot Recycler!
by The CLE Steamer May 12, 2009
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