Definitions by The Bastard

Bastard

A person, creative and or artists who is documenting their testimony with purpose.

Bastards are often misunderstood

Why do they write in a journal all day?
They’re a bastard, they are creating.

Bastard by The Bastard November 27, 2022

bloomer pudding 

An archaic Appalachian slang term for smegma--the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the clitoris.

The stripper Paul hired left bloomer pudding smeared on the dance pole.

bloomer pudding by The Bastard February 20, 2004

assmeats 

Assmeats encompases the region common to the ass. This term is used most in regards to members of the ape family, due to their distended and swollen posteriors.

The Chimpanzee's swollen and distended assmeats shocked the crowd at the zoo.

assmeats by The Bastard February 19, 2004

IFHCB 

Acronym, that could stand for anything. Although, believed to mean "I fucking hate Cassidy the Bitch." It really means, "I'm From Hell, Community Bastard."

IFHCB is a very strong belief.

IFHCB by the bastard February 18, 2004

tuppy 

self-inflicted male camel toe. hold onto your pants with your feet together and pull up vigorously. if properly executed this will separate your junk and make an impressive male camel toe.

look at my tuppy *yanks up pants*

tuppy by the bastard August 30, 2003