SN0WN3D

To get hit by a freak or otherwise unseasonably heavy snowstorm, usually causing school closings, impassable roads, and general paralysis of society. Used in certain snowboarding circles in an ironic fashion, to indicate that the substance their very sport relies on is preventing them from getting to a destination that will allow participation in that sport.

We were planning to go up to Big Bear this weekend, but on Friday night we got totally SN0WN3D and couldn't even get out of town.

by The 2-Belo July 24, 2008

gorf

A comical blanket substitute for the word fuck, similar to boink. Derived from the classic Atari video game of the same name.

The hotel room was crowded, pot smoke was everywhere, and under the hot sheets there was ample opportunity to gorf the ears off the girl next to you without ever even knowing her name.

by The 2-Belo October 13, 2004

confuckulated

1) Completely fouled up; hosed.
2) Complicated beyond any comprehension.

This is the most confuckulated user's manual I've ever read.

by The 2-Belo May 07, 2003

mouse boogers

Compressed dust and grime that builds up on the rollers in an old-style ball mouse, frequently causing the mouse to perform less than optimally. One must usually scrape the material off the rollers with one's fingernail.

Hold on, my pointer's jumping all over the place... I've got a serious case of mouse boogers here.

by The 2-Belo September 12, 2003

fattitude

A mispronunciation of the word "fatigue". Spoken by people who tend to confuse "you're" and "your", and say "nukular" instead of "nuclear".

I can't get b00fz, I have over 300 points of battle fattitude. LOL.

by The 2-Belo October 17, 2004