Definitions by The 2-Belo

Owned 

To be defeated in a computer game, causing the winner's ego to inflate like a party balloon as if such a victory has any tangible significance outside that of his stinking socks-infested dorm room. These people will frequently create animated GIFs of violent sports events where a player gets clobbered by his opponent, complete with blinking neon "PWN3D!" captions, and post them on their blogs to indicate that they should not be messed with.

Person A: Dude, totally like you sooo suck so much, I PWNZ0RED J00!!!!11!!11

Person B: It's a god damned game of rock/paper/scissors, asshole. Please die.

Owned by The 2-Belo October 13, 2003

mouse boogers

Compressed dust and grime that builds up on the rollers in an old-style ball mouse, frequently causing the mouse to perform less than optimally. One must usually scrape the material off the rollers with one's fingernail.

Hold on, my pointer's jumping all over the place... I've got a serious case of mouse boogers here.

mouse boogers by The 2-Belo September 12, 2003

confuckulated

1) Completely fouled up; hosed.
2) Complicated beyond any comprehension.

This is the most confuckulated user's manual I've ever read.

confuckulated by The 2-Belo May 7, 2003

jank 

(fr. "Japanese" + "Yank") A young leftist American, usually male (but can also be any Westerner of either gender), who travels to Japan for the express purpose of shallow cultural dabbling, inflation of self-worth, and the search for a supposed sexual haven; teaches conversational English because he/she has no other marketable skills.

This morning the train station in Nagoya was crawling with Janks on a summer exchange program.

jank by The 2-Belo May 7, 2003

McSensei 

A conversational English teacher in Japan; stereotypically a young unskilled Western male working for a small English school on a short contract.

Jonathan was your typical Tokyo McSensei: classes for bored housewives by day, desperate skirt-chasing by night...

McSensei by The 2-Belo May 7, 2003