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Goblin Girl

Typically a groupie. Term was first used by Frank Zappa.

Basically a girl who enjoys a good sausage in the back of her throat with a lot of saliva involved and not extremely attractive. But useful.
Last night a goblin girl knocked loudly on the bus. We dont usually let them in but she had nice tits. Gobbled me for 20 minutes man, it took time. I was wasted, then I took it out and gave her some lip gloss. Know what I mean? I saw her today and she hasn't even wiped it off. She's a glossy little goblin. Might let her in again.
by The¥/ May 11, 2023
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Snatcher

A person or animal who snatches your poo. Before 9r after dropping in the water.
My room mate is a snatcher. I drop a log, close my eyes for 20 seconds and it's gone.
by The¥/ May 12, 2023
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Gobby

A blowjob (based on the word gob which means mouth)
You want a gobby? Let's go outside in the parking lot. I want sausage.
by The¥/ May 11, 2023
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Tang

An abbreviation of Poon Tang (pussy, used extensively in various wars and also by civilians)
I'm getting some tang tonight. You in? Let's get dinner and go for the poon.
by The¥/ May 11, 2023
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Choking the chicken

Dude, that chiick has me loaded so hard that it hurts. I'm going to the bathroom.for a.few minutes and choking the chicken. Back soon.
by The¥/ May 11, 2023
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Loaded weapon

A penis which has not been released from it's fury. Any time you leave the house, relieve it first.

For those who don't understand the above, 2 balls full and a semi erect penis which is ready for action even if you see an obese 40 year old. A dangerous situation to be in so it is recommended to always do a #3 before leaving your apartment.
Dude, I went to a club last night and the toilets were being cleaned and the dancers were in bikinis. I was harder than platinum and it hurt. Never leave your house with a loaded weapon.
by The¥/ May 11, 2023
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Gobby

A blowjob (based on the word gob which means mouth)
You want a gobby? Let's go outside in the parking lot. I want sausage.
by The¥/ May 11, 2023
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