1007 definitions by The Original Agahnim
A team that so far has decided to trust in the rabbit and not the turtle. No matter what kind of hype the media generates about the Super Bowl early, the team has blown itself out early before too, usually by about halfway through the season. A good start can quickly become a disaster, and injuries might have already cost the team one player for the rest of the season.
The turtle might not be as exciting or seem as special as the rabbit, since a lot of people notice things like speed, but they also notice the weaknesses that go with it when something goes wrong, and that is what the Carolina Panthers are headed for again if they put too much overconfidence in thinking like rabbits instead of looking at the whole season ahead, the whole picture before them. A league will show no mercy to a team that starts 3-0 and ends or 4-12, or 5-13, and there are plenty of people that want them to become fools, the laughing stock of the league. People that are not friendly to the club or its supporters.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
A team that needs to wake up and fight, since all that installing a revolving door at quarterback or any other position will do do is weaken the team. There are people with unrealistic expectations for the team,but instead of being distracted by that, they have to focus on keeping their fight going, otherwise they're going to end up 5-11, 4-12, and allow the same people that have unrealistic expectations of them to laugh at them when those expectations are not met. These are also the same people that try to humiliate them every single game by throwing it in the opposing teams favor.
The season isn't over for the Carolina Panthers, but as long as they see a weakness in not having their starting running back and a few defensive players that usually are dependable, what do they expect their opponent to see besides that?
by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
The gorilla girl tried to make somebody else the gorilla to defer the suspicion to them. The gorilla ended up being a cartoon character, and the gorilla girl ended up saying she wasn't talking about anybody directly but the cartoon character.
by The Original Agahnim July 29, 2021
A golden penis.
by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021
The female Jim Jones thought of herself as a modern day Parysatis, always putting everyone on trial but herself, trying to dispatch enemies at oppurtune times. It's no wonder the name Parysatis is similar to parasite.
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
It would no longer do the dork's family any good to stay together, it would only benefit the dork, the parasite, as with many other things in life. It was about time somebody stood up to her spoiled rotten ass instead of for her.
by The Original Agahnim July 25, 2021
The girl thought she was unbearable and scary, she thought she was a shark, when in reality she was a socially awkward little girl with minimal self control. Anybody in town was able to tolerate her presence there, they just didn't have to. They deserved the happy, peaceful town it once was without her in it (the one they originally came from), back when she lived in her own town, the one she was originally from.
by The Original Agahnim January 28, 2022