100 definitions by The Milk Man Cometh

Blancmange

Wobbly tits, big squashy wobbly tits

It feels like a blancmange

by The Milk Man Cometh November 19, 2020

Red Dawn

She has waxed her pussy that much there is just a permanent red rash where her pubes used to be

She doesn't have a Hollywood she has a Red Dawn

by The Milk Man Cometh November 14, 2020

Pittas

Tits that look like pitta bread. Flat and oval

Pity about those pittas

by The Milk Man Cometh November 17, 2020

Negg

To insert 9 creme eggs up your arse

Also see Tegg for 10 creme eggs

There isn't a definition for 11 creme eggs because that would be silly

Can I negg you? Please? Go on?

by The Milk Man Cometh November 15, 2020

Milf Man

A man who provides sexual services for rich old women, no lady is too old and certainly not too rich

You're in luck cause the milf man has a vacancy in his diary

by The Milk Man Cometh November 15, 2020

Melted Mangoes

Breasts that were once like incredible wax creations worthy of madam tousauds, they have spent to much time in the sun and as a result melted. The former magnificent mangoes are now sliding down her ribs like an egg thrown at a window

I'm not a big fan of melted mangoes but I'm here now

by The Milk Man Cometh November 22, 2020

Sauvignon Saggers

They effect too much wine consumption has on a womans breasts

The deflation, wrinkling, shrivelling and elongation that occurs due to the frequent intake of grape based alcohol

I can tell by those sauvignon saggers that you can handle your drink

by The Milk Man Cometh September 2, 2023