Milk

something my dad never came back with

Where's the milk?

by Thatweirdgay December 01, 2022

cum

c c c c c c

u u u u u

mmmm

cum

by Thatweirdgay December 06, 2022

Fatherless

Me I am fatherless.

Friend: hey why isn't there any milk
Me: my dad is getting some
Friend: oh when will he get back?
Me: I don't know it's been 13 years now
Friend: oh... so you're fatherless
Me: yeah pretty much

by Thatweirdgay December 01, 2022

Uncomfortable

How I feel when I am around my friend's boyfriend

he is very perverted it make me uncomfortable

by Thatweirdgay December 06, 2022

Serenity

Beautiful ass motherfucker. she is an awesome friend that has crippling back depression (also known as scoliosis) She has a short ass girlfriend named Brooke. She is sorta tall around 5"6 and she loves to cuddle

dude 1: hey man have you seen serenity?
dude2: yeah she's always with that girl brooke

by Thatweirdgay December 06, 2022

Technoblade

Dead

I cried for three months straight because of technoblade may he rest in peice

by Thatweirdgay December 09, 2022

Heather

A song I very much relate to

I still remember the 3rd of December me in your sweater you said it looked better on me than it did you only if you knew how much I like you, but I watch your eyes as she walks by what a sight for sore eyes brighter than the blue sky, she's got you memorized while I die how could you ever kiss me, I'm not even half as pretty you gave me your sweater it's just polyester but you like her better I wish I were Heather

by Thatweirdgay December 01, 2022