"The toilet at work was broken so I held my turd all day. When I got home and shit I had the biggest buttgasm of my life!"
by Thatguy915 February 09, 2012
by Thatguy915 March 24, 2012
"Those British folk are so busy taking it up the fanny they forgot they drive on the wrong side of the road."
by Thatguy915 November 09, 2011
A jerkout comes in two varieties, pre and post jerkout. A pre jerkout refers to the act of masturbating before hitting the gym in order to get amped up. A post jerkout is when you choke the sheriff after the gym and is a vital part of the recovery process for your muscles.
Bro 1 - Hey I just bought this awesome pre workout from GNC you want to try it?
Bro 2- Nah man, I'm all set. I just had an awesome pre jerkout.
Bro 2- Nah man, I'm all set. I just had an awesome pre jerkout.
by ThatGuy915 December 18, 2013