"Those British folk are so busy taking it up the fanny they forgot they drive on the wrong side of the road."
by Thatguy915 November 09, 2011
A jerkout comes in two varieties, pre and post jerkout. A pre jerkout refers to the act of masturbating before hitting the gym in order to get amped up. A post jerkout is when you choke the sheriff after the gym and is a vital part of the recovery process for your muscles.
Bro 1 - Hey I just bought this awesome pre workout from GNC you want to try it?
Bro 2- Nah man, I'm all set. I just had an awesome pre jerkout.
Bro 2- Nah man, I'm all set. I just had an awesome pre jerkout.
by ThatGuy915 December 17, 2013
"The toilet at work was broken so I held my turd all day. When I got home and shit I had the biggest buttgasm of my life!"
by Thatguy915 March 19, 2012
by Thatguy915 August 09, 2012