That random guy thing's definitions

Thomas

A socially retarded white teenager who is captain of 4 different meme-making industries. He likes to write books and design video games for other people, but he's paid minimum wage. He claims he's good at the piano but the only songs he really even knows how to play is a shitload of nursery rhymes and All Star. When it comes to the ladies he's about as smooth as sandpaper covered in broken glass. He gets roasted on the daily by everybody in his school, but he uses their insults as an advantage to make more memes.

"Hey gee wizz, I should talk to that girl over there I like"
"Thomas, no don't. You'll act socially retarded again."
"PFFT. Nahh"
-Walks over to girl-
"...I DESPERATELY WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO A SCHOOL BOY"
-Gets pepper sprayed-

by That random guy thing November 10, 2018

Zlarb

An OG finobe user that is epic

wow zlarb you’re FUVCKIN LIT

by That random guy thing September 15, 2019

up your fucking shut

When you're in an argument and you're so pissed off at the other person that you're unable to think straight thus letting out a poor execution of an insult

"You're a gay bitch ass nigga dude"

anger builds up "erGh GrAhgh gggGGG- UP YOUR FUCKING SHUT"

suicidal tendencies build up

by That random guy thing December 2, 2018

Whorefying

Disgusting or gross bitch ass behavior. Usually are nude posting whores.

Hey everyone at I'm posting nudes at 100 subs
You're fucking whorefying

by That random guy thing August 8, 2015

Skampus

The funni man of finobe

Skampus: “I’m having problems with the finobe client”

User: “HAHAHA GOOD ONE SKAMPUS”

by That random guy thing September 15, 2019

THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

When a manchild gets heavily offended by a 9-year-old's comment. Most famously coined by the Twitch streamer "Ninja" when he took the bait of a little kid in-game.

Ninja shoots 9-year-old
9-year-old: "aw fuck u faggot"
Ninja: "THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?"
9-year-old: "HA U RAGE XD"
Ninja: "FUCJKCJXGVIOKFDJGOIKDSMGFKL;SDMFLS"

by That random guy thing December 2, 2018

Selfie

Created by a drunk Australian back in 2013. Taking a picture of your face and putting it online, which wouldn't be such a great idea if you're ugly. If you're ugly, you'd get comments saying "Damn girl you're ugly" and that would hurt your feelings. If you take 10-20 selfies a day, you're probably a whore, and or don't have much of a life. Today, people have their own stick to take their so called "Selfies". better used as a sex toy. I love to photobomb selfies. Girls hate it when I do that. I nearly got killed with a selfie stick for photobombing, I'd just say it was worth it. Anyways, selfie is when you take a picture of you and your face. With usually a cool background, but nobody can see the background because it's all blurry because the camera can only focus on your face. Sometimes, people take selfies with people, which complete defeats the purpose of a selfie. It should be called a "groupie" which is even more gayer.

I'm having a seizure and I'm dying on the ground, but first, Let me take a selfie. -Takes photo- *Dies*

by That random guy thing July 26, 2015