desperate

for full definition, see karla briggs.

"look everybody, my name is karla!"

by that guy November 04, 2004

brown eye

flashing your excretion hole;

jimmy saw the cops and ripped his arse out of his pants to give the pricks a brown eye(here's lookin' at you kid)

by that guy August 30, 2003

meat pie

when you have a heavy night onthe drink and wake up with runny shit in your pants

bill woke up this morning with a hangover, but little did he know that he drank so much he slept whilst having a shit. now the bed must be cleaned.

by that guy August 30, 2003

X-Man

'a close friend who tries to date your ex-girlfriend right after you've broken up'

Susan dates Bob. Bob is friends with Paul. Susan and Bob stop dating. Susan starts dating Paul. Susan, Bob and Paul all work together.

by That guy December 15, 2003

STD

Abbreviation for "standard"

I wanted a plain old blowjob, so I accepted when the prostitute said she'd give me an "STD blowjob". I don't feel so good...

by That Guy August 20, 2003

subservient chicken

A bizarre advertising stunt pulled by Burger King, where you 'control' a giant rooster-man wearing a garter belt.

Through the eyes of its 'webcam', you can throw any command you like, from 'jump', to 'watch tv', to 'hump the couch'.

www.subservientchicken.com

"The subservient chicken is strange as hell, and did not make me any hungrier for chicken."

by That Guy April 12, 2004