Tha_Cuddla's definitions

floatie

a turd that keeps a-spinnin and won't go down, it stays afloat

I broke up with her after 18 months because she left a floatie in the john. Other than that everything was great.

by Tha_Cuddla April 23, 2004

TestIcicle

To test an icicle

Primitive men used to TestIcicles to ensure their sturdiness prior to using them as a stabbling weapon.

by Tha_Cuddla April 17, 2004

on the prowl

when a human being or other life form proactively seeks out another for sexual gratification.

I am on the prowl 24/7. Even at the DMV or a rest stop.

by Tha_Cuddla April 18, 2004

dj quik

One of the hottest rappers and producers of all time. Been around since back in the NWA days and constantly demonstrating language wizardry and wordplay that is staggering.

Throw in some DJ Quik - lets get this party crunk

by Tha_Cuddla April 18, 2004

dumpster juice

A Cocktail

Ingredients:
1 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Light Rum
1 oz. Chambord Raspberry Liqueur
1 oz. Midori
1 oz. Cranberry Juice
1 oz. Orange Juice
1 oz. Pineapple Juice

Instructions:
Mix in a tall glass and stir well. It should have a murky brown color, hence the name.

"A glass of Chardonnay for the lady, and what may I get you tonight, sir?"

"I'll take a dumpster juice."

by Tha_Cuddla April 18, 2004

soooo

Usually a precursor to the word "hot" when linguistically challenged SweetVally High girls describe the attractiveness of girly-men like Ashton Kutcher

"OMG OMG OMG Aston Kutcher is like, sooooo hot!"

"Like, I know. I hate to change the subject when we are talking about Ashton, but do you have any Vagisil?"

"Like, totally!"

by Tha_Cuddla April 18, 2004

vagisil

vagisil is a comfort
vagisil is lightly scented
vagisil is widely recognized as a U.S. brand leader in the feminine hygiene product market
vagisil is played by william shatner
vagisil is the name
vagisil is monostat's arch enemy
vagisil is for yeast infections and not stds o_o and i'm sorry i have neither
vagisil is a creme designed to relieve "feminine itching" and imagine putting something down there that you are

Vagisil is so effective that often times you will only need half a tube. Then you can make your money back from e-bay.

by Tha_Cuddla April 18, 2004