floatie

a turd that keeps a-spinnin and won't go down, it stays afloat

I broke up with her after 18 months because she left a floatie in the john. Other than that everything was great.

by Tha_Cuddla April 23, 2004

panic button

the button you push on your car alarm keypad that makes the alarm go off

a dog walked up to my car and before he could piss on it i pushed the panic button

by Tha_Cuddla August 16, 2005

nettin

Vulgar Slang a. The vulva. b. Sexual intercourse with a woman

Having recently broken up with his girlfriend, Archibald was on the prowl for nettin' once again.

by tha_cuddla February 08, 2004

uncle sneaky hands

A sicko, pervert, or someone who gropes

Jimmy was reluctant to take more shots because he was fearful if he passed out that Bubba would become Uncle Sneaky Hands.

by tha_cuddla February 08, 2004

the plunger effect

When you make love to a girl on her period, and it significantly lessens the duration of the menstruation.

Due to the plunger effect of my penis in her vagina, the sheets got ruined, but her period was over in 2 days instead of 5, so I got to have sex with my wife during the Superbowl.

by tha_cuddla February 08, 2004

yank wang

to masturbate

I will be back later, I am going to go get my high school year book and yank wang.

by tha_cuddla February 08, 2004