vagisil

vagisil is a comfort
vagisil is lightly scented
vagisil is widely recognized as a U.S. brand leader in the feminine hygiene product market
vagisil is played by william shatner
vagisil is the name
vagisil is monostat's arch enemy
vagisil is for yeast infections and not stds o_o and i'm sorry i have neither
vagisil is a creme designed to relieve "feminine itching" and imagine putting something down there that you are

Vagisil is so effective that often times you will only need half a tube. Then you can make your money back from e-bay.

by Tha_Cuddla April 19, 2004

panic button

the button you push on your car alarm keypad that makes the alarm go off

a dog walked up to my car and before he could piss on it i pushed the panic button

by Tha_Cuddla July 23, 2005

coffee shop pervert

an individual (usually a hipster) that frequents coffee shop in hopes of getting some poontang.

Coffee shop perverts typically spend more than 2 hours at a coffee shop at any one time.

by Tha_Cuddla May 04, 2005

TestIcicle

To test an icicle

Primitive men used to TestIcicles to ensure their sturdiness prior to using them as a stabbling weapon.

by Tha_Cuddla April 18, 2004

crack a fatty

NOUN: Vulgar Slang; An erection of the penis

On my honeymoon I drank so much liquor I got whiskey dick and could not crack a fatty for the life of me, so we filed for an annulment.

by tha_cuddla February 09, 2004

uncle sneaky hands

A sicko, pervert, or someone who gropes

Jimmy was reluctant to take more shots because he was fearful if he passed out that Bubba would become Uncle Sneaky Hands.

by tha_cuddla February 09, 2004