crack a fatty

NOUN: Vulgar Slang; An erection of the penis

On my honeymoon I drank so much liquor I got whiskey dick and could not crack a fatty for the life of me, so we filed for an annulment.

by tha_cuddla February 09, 2004

yank wang

to masturbate

I will be back later, I am going to go get my high school year book and yank wang.

by tha_cuddla February 09, 2004

pedota jugoso

an extravagantly powerful and juicy fart

un pedota jugoso scorched my draws.

by Tha_Cuddla August 06, 2005

keybroad

A chat girlfriend

Yo, I thought this keybroad I met in Booty Chat would be hot, come to find out, she was really 350 pounds with missing teeth!

by tha_cuddla February 09, 2004

soooo

Usually a precursor to the word "hot" when linguistically challenged SweetVally High girls describe the attractiveness of girly-men like Ashton Kutcher

"OMG OMG OMG Aston Kutcher is like, sooooo hot!"

"Like, I know. I hate to change the subject when we are talking about Ashton, but do you have any Vagisil?"

"Like, totally!"

by Tha_Cuddla April 19, 2004

uncle sneaky hands

A sicko, pervert, or someone who gropes

Jimmy was reluctant to take more shots because he was fearful if he passed out that Bubba would become Uncle Sneaky Hands.

by tha_cuddla February 09, 2004