Definitions by ThE LaTe JC
Tombo
Inventor of the Tombo Combo. Tombo is a very nice fellow as long as you take your shoes off before entering his house.
It is not recommended to burn his linolium unless you enjoy being banned from elegant palaces.
Tombo is a true success story rising from rags to riches by starting his own business.
This man is capable of doing a full 360 degree flip from his diving board into his own extravagant pool.
A man with such skill and brutal good looks, its not hard to understand why this man is so likeable.
It is not recommended to burn his linolium unless you enjoy being banned from elegant palaces.
Tombo is a true success story rising from rags to riches by starting his own business.
This man is capable of doing a full 360 degree flip from his diving board into his own extravagant pool.
A man with such skill and brutal good looks, its not hard to understand why this man is so likeable.
Tombo by ThE LaTe JC March 24, 2005
Solid Gold Steve
A former punk rocker turned alcoholic piece of shit Solid Gold Steve has many claims to fame. He pioneered the act of shooting bottle rockets from his cock as well as his anus. He has cut himself and even almost killed himself with substance abuse. Steve has been severly beaten and vebally abused by the best of them. Solid Gold has fucked his share of dirty chicks and has even defeated a bout with the Clap. In 2004 Solid Gold was stuck in a Neck brace for months after having some wierd disease infect his pathetic back.
Steve is definitely legend in his own time. In '97, Steve was bangin' all the chicks and doing all the drugs, but now you can find the washed up punk rocker at any local dive singing along to any given David Alan Coe song.
Steve is definitely legend in his own time. In '97, Steve was bangin' all the chicks and doing all the drugs, but now you can find the washed up punk rocker at any local dive singing along to any given David Alan Coe song.
Solid Gold Steve is truely a living legend, but did B -Vice really beat him up next to the half-pipe in '97?
Solid Gold Steve by ThE LaTe JC March 24, 2005
Dive
A ghettofied hole in the wall bar where the poor and downtrodden alcoholics of america go to drink disounted mini-pitchers and listen to tired David alan Coe songs.
Dive by ThE LaTe JC March 24, 2005
Bonkeys
1.Rare insects found only in Lacon, Illinois in '97.
2. Discription given by socially ackward gangley guys to describe an unknown insect that is pestering him, while smoking a cigarette.
3. Something Jake Bo will always chuckle at.
2. Discription given by socially ackward gangley guys to describe an unknown insect that is pestering him, while smoking a cigarette.
3. Something Jake Bo will always chuckle at.
Ah!! OH MY GOD, NO!!! BONKEYS!!! AAAGHHH!!!
Bonkeys by ThE LaTe JC March 24, 2005
A-Train
An angry Mexican, who along with his brothers Thomas y Dome moved to America and more specifically Peoria,Illinois in the hopes of listening to more Greenday albums.
Known for tucking his long, poofy, black hair into the stretched out collar of his Misfits T-shirt.
Referred to as P.C. or (Panzer Commander) for a brief period.
A-Train is proud owner of an ant-eater.
He is also credited with coining the now famous 819 symbol.
Probably most famous for his quotes: Tuthbrush, forewind, Dooby Dooby Scoo, Air Jumbing and the classic: Chorts.
Known for tucking his long, poofy, black hair into the stretched out collar of his Misfits T-shirt.
Referred to as P.C. or (Panzer Commander) for a brief period.
A-Train is proud owner of an ant-eater.
He is also credited with coining the now famous 819 symbol.
Probably most famous for his quotes: Tuthbrush, forewind, Dooby Dooby Scoo, Air Jumbing and the classic: Chorts.
A-Train by ThE LaTe JC March 23, 2005
wal-marts
A white trash term for Wal-mart, usually used when going into gas stations and asking the clerk how to get to the nearest wal-mart.
After getting clear directions, they still have no idea how to get there.
They also look for Shells, Krogers, Targets, K-marts, Ventures, Best Buys, ect.
After getting clear directions, they still have no idea how to get there.
They also look for Shells, Krogers, Targets, K-marts, Ventures, Best Buys, ect.
Scuse me there man, can you tells me wheres the closests wal-marts is from heres, I'm from Chillicothe and they dun aint's gots one there yet. Cuz I needs to get me sum beef jerky and a tweety bird shirt.
wal-marts by ThE LaTe JC March 23, 2005
Great Scott
Used by crazy, wild-eyed scientists who are into time traveling and hanging out with high school boys.
Great Scott, Back to the Future is awesome, but why does such an old dude hang out with a high school kid.
Great Scott by ThE LaTe JC March 22, 2005