The ultimate insult to one’s appearance that mankind is capable of pulling off. One that its victim can do nothing but accept as the person who said it breaks out in a Texan dance.
Engineer: And another thing? You’re ugly.
Sniper: (fucking dies)
Engineer: *starts dancing* Yippee ki yaa he yay kyaaaah kayo!
Sniper: (fucking dies)
Engineer: *starts dancing* Yippee ki yaa he yay kyaaaah kayo!
by Texting Error December 19, 2019
An invader. This can mean an invader of anything; countries, privacy, personal space, etc. It comes from Dark Souls, where players who are online are capable of invading another person’s game by using a Cracked Red Eye Orb. Many deaths are the result of dark spirits invading players’ worlds, aside from boss battles and traps.
Dark spirit has invaded!
Germany was a dark spirit known for invading Poland.
Frank, you dark spirit, why would you walk in on us banging like that?!
Hey, dark spirit, get off of my lawn!
Germany was a dark spirit known for invading Poland.
Frank, you dark spirit, why would you walk in on us banging like that?!
Hey, dark spirit, get off of my lawn!
by Texting Error December 17, 2019
A meme strat in CS:GO where everyone on T-side buys Dual Beretttas and crab-walks up banana. This is usually done when your team has a RIDICULOUS lead, like, you’re NiP (Ninjas in Pyjamas) vs. some trash no-name team, and you can do any other meme strats.
by Texting Error May 07, 2018
The first actual rank in the game: Counter Strike: Global Offensive. People in this rank will try to get out of it and therefore try their hardest to win.
Be careful; the people you face are either B-rushing Russians, n00bs, Gold Novas, other silvers, Global Elites, hackers, straight-out-of-C.O.D guys, higher ranked, or little kids who are up past their bedtime.
Be careful; the people you face are either B-rushing Russians, n00bs, Gold Novas, other silvers, Global Elites, hackers, straight-out-of-C.O.D guys, higher ranked, or little kids who are up past their bedtime.
---------------------------------------------------------Average Matchmaking Game---------------------------------------------Dmitri (Terrorist): RUSH B with P90, comrades!
You (Radio): I need help, I repeat, I need help!
Noob (Terrorist): coming
Noob (DEAD): srry man
Enemy Global Elite: haha get rekt
Dmitri (Terrorist): Plant the bomb, comrade, I'll cover you!
Announcer: Bomb has been planted.
*You and Dmitri are ambushed*
CaptainPrice141 (Counter Terrorist): Get to the bomb and I'll provide overwatch.
CaptainPrice141 (DEAD): f***
Announcer: Bomb has been defused.
COUNTER TERRORISTS WIN
Dmitri (DEAD): cyka blyat
You (DEAD): why does this always happen
Enemy Global Elite: Looks like someone's not getting out of Silver I for a while.
You (Radio): I need help, I repeat, I need help!
Noob (Terrorist): coming
Noob (DEAD): srry man
Enemy Global Elite: haha get rekt
Dmitri (Terrorist): Plant the bomb, comrade, I'll cover you!
Announcer: Bomb has been planted.
*You and Dmitri are ambushed*
CaptainPrice141 (Counter Terrorist): Get to the bomb and I'll provide overwatch.
CaptainPrice141 (DEAD): f***
Announcer: Bomb has been defused.
COUNTER TERRORISTS WIN
Dmitri (DEAD): cyka blyat
You (DEAD): why does this always happen
Enemy Global Elite: Looks like someone's not getting out of Silver I for a while.
by Texting Error November 25, 2019
by Texting Error December 19, 2017
by Texting Error November 26, 2019
Commander! You’ve rained on my glorious parade. For this, I’m sending everything I’ve got at you, but I won’t let you have the satisfaction of capturing me. I’m escaping to the ONE place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism
*trying not to laugh*
SPACE!
*trying not to laugh*
SPACE!
by Texting Error April 04, 2020