Swiss Army Dick

Those of us males with diverse sexual history and experiences, involving unusual or exotic circumstances, paraphenalia, and partners. The metaphorical Dick has a tool for every occassion, and varies accordingly when erect.

Old Swiss Army Dick had another 5-way last weekend.

by Texas Haz June 16, 2008

california jumpstart

doing a small amount of cocaine the morning after a binge to get one's day started

i'll need a California jumpstart if we're going to make the wedding on time

by Texas Haz July 09, 2010

Booty Stall

Setting up a booty call several days in advance.

I booty stalled that redhead - we're hooking up Friday

by Texas Haz June 23, 2009

Sexspectation

One's pre-conceived notions regarding a woman's potential propensity to put out in the sack.

Jill exceeded all sexspectations when we hooked up on friday

by Texas Haz August 24, 2008

Mexican Deadbolt

Leaning a chair at an angle up against a door so no one can get in from the outside

I can't get in to Pedro's methlab, he's got the Mexican Deadbolt on

by Texas Haz August 25, 2011

Kentucky Sheet Metal

Duct Tape.

I’d rather wrap my dick in Kentucky sheet metal than fuck Carel unless Robson is there

by Texas Haz June 04, 2022

Edward Blowden

the guy that tells everyone else at the party that you have coke

edward blowden sold me out to the whole party!

by Texas Haz December 08, 2022