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Edward Blowden

the guy that tells everyone else at the party that you have coke
edward blowden sold me out to the whole party!
by Texas Haz December 8, 2022
mugGet the Edward Blowdenmug.

Sexspectation

One's pre-conceived notions regarding a woman's potential propensity to put out in the sack.
Jill exceeded all sexspectations when we hooked up on friday
by Texas Haz August 24, 2008
mugGet the Sexspectationmug.

Booty Stall

Setting up a booty call several days in advance.
I booty stalled that redhead - we're hooking up Friday
by Texas Haz June 23, 2009
mugGet the Booty Stallmug.

california jumpstart

doing a small amount of cocaine the morning after a binge to get one's day started
i'll need a California jumpstart if we're going to make the wedding on time
by Texas Haz July 9, 2010
mugGet the california jumpstartmug.

Goataint

When a woman has a small patch of hair on her peritoneum
I went down on her and was shocked to discover she had a Goataint
by Texas Haz June 8, 2015
mugGet the Goataintmug.

Kentucky Sheet Metal

I’d rather wrap my dick in Kentucky sheet metal than fuck Carel unless Robson is there
by Texas Haz June 4, 2022
mugGet the Kentucky Sheet Metalmug.

Rusty Knee

the stain on your pants left behind when you get a lap dance from a stripper who's on her period
Candy at the Gold Club gave me a rusty knee last night and ruined my cotton dockers
by Texas Haz January 12, 2009
mugGet the Rusty Kneemug.

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