Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Texas Haz

Edward Blowden

the guy that tells everyone else at the party that you have coke

edward blowden sold me out to the whole party!

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Duct Tape.

I’d rather wrap my dick in Kentucky sheet metal than fuck Carel unless Robson is there

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When a woman has a small patch of hair on her peritoneum

I went down on her and was shocked to discover she had a Goataint

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Leaning a chair at an angle up against a door so no one can get in from the outside

I can't get in to Pedro's methlab, he's got the Mexican Deadbolt on

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doing a small amount of cocaine the morning after a binge to get one's day started

i'll need a California jumpstart if we're going to make the wedding on time

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Setting up a booty call several days in advance.

I booty stalled that redhead - we're hooking up Friday

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the stain on your pants left behind when you get a lap dance from a stripper who's on her period

Candy at the Gold Club gave me a rusty knee last night and ruined my cotton dockers

Rusty Knee by Texas Haz January 12, 2009

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