Texas Haz's definitions

NAFTA Special

A drink trifecta, popular in Ohio, in which the patron is served a Molson, a Bud and a Corona, drinks all three, and then leaves without paying.

I had a NAFTA Special at TGI Fridays and it didn't cost me a dime.

by Texas Haz June 16, 2008

california jumpstart

doing a small amount of cocaine the morning after a binge to get one's day started

i'll need a California jumpstart if we're going to make the wedding on time

by Texas Haz July 9, 2010

Sexspectation

One's pre-conceived notions regarding a woman's potential propensity to put out in the sack.

Jill exceeded all sexspectations when we hooked up on friday

by Texas Haz August 24, 2008

Booty Stall

Setting up a booty call several days in advance.

I booty stalled that redhead - we're hooking up Friday

by Texas Haz June 23, 2009

Edward Blowden

the guy that tells everyone else at the party that you have coke

edward blowden sold me out to the whole party!

by Texas Haz December 8, 2022

Swiss Army Dick

Those of us males with diverse sexual history and experiences, involving unusual or exotic circumstances, paraphenalia, and partners. The metaphorical Dick has a tool for every occassion, and varies accordingly when erect.

Old Swiss Army Dick had another 5-way last weekend.

by Texas Haz June 16, 2008

Country Blumpkin

An off-shoot of the famous Blumpkin (getting head while taking a shit) but performed in an outhouse. Porto-potties are an acceptable substitute, provided the location is rural.

"Uncle Cooter done got a Country Blumpkin from Mary Jane Rottencrotch last night"

by Texas Haz June 13, 2008