Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Texas Haz

Edward Blowden

the guy that tells everyone else at the party that you have coke

edward blowden sold me out to the whole party!

I’d rather wrap my dick in Kentucky sheet metal than fuck Carel unless Robson is there

When a woman has a small patch of hair on her peritoneum

I went down on her and was shocked to discover she had a Goataint

Leaning a chair at an angle up against a door so no one can get in from the outside

I can't get in to Pedro's methlab, he's got the Mexican Deadbolt on

doing a small amount of cocaine the morning after a binge to get one's day started

i'll need a California jumpstart if we're going to make the wedding on time

Setting up a booty call several days in advance.

I booty stalled that redhead - we're hooking up Friday

the stain on your pants left behind when you get a lap dance from a stripper who's on her period

Candy at the Gold Club gave me a rusty knee last night and ruined my cotton dockers

Rusty Knee by Texas Haz January 12, 2009