Edward Blowden

the guy that tells everyone else at the party that you have coke

edward blowden sold me out to the whole party!

by Texas Haz December 08, 2022

Kentucky Sheet Metal

Duct Tape.

I’d rather wrap my dick in Kentucky sheet metal than fuck Carel unless Robson is there

by Texas Haz June 04, 2022

Goataint

When a woman has a small patch of hair on her peritoneum

I went down on her and was shocked to discover she had a Goataint

by Texas Haz June 08, 2015

Swiss Army Dick

Those of us males with diverse sexual history and experiences, involving unusual or exotic circumstances, paraphenalia, and partners. The metaphorical Dick has a tool for every occassion, and varies accordingly when erect.

Old Swiss Army Dick had another 5-way last weekend.

by Texas Haz June 16, 2008

california jumpstart

doing a small amount of cocaine the morning after a binge to get one's day started

i'll need a California jumpstart if we're going to make the wedding on time

by Texas Haz July 09, 2010

Rusty Knee

the stain on your pants left behind when you get a lap dance from a stripper who's on her period

Candy at the Gold Club gave me a rusty knee last night and ruined my cotton dockers

by Texas Haz January 12, 2009

Sexspectation

One's pre-conceived notions regarding a woman's potential propensity to put out in the sack.

Jill exceeded all sexspectations when we hooked up on friday

by Texas Haz August 24, 2008