A situation in which a person has failed but it takes them a really long time to realize why they failed.
Guy: "Ahahahaha"
Girl: "What did I do wrong?"
Guy: "Wow, you're really slow aren't you? You're a Fail Snail!"
When a boy aged 10-12 is gay or very effeminate, and likes things that are normally only liked by teeny bopper girls of that age. Examples include guys who like Justin Bieber, boy bands, the color pink, make up, dolls, etc.
Kid 1: "Look at Craig over there with all those girls. Why do they like him so much, I think he's gay."
Kid 2: "Because he's a queeny bopper and likes all the same crap they do. He's definitely gay."
When a girl gives a guy a fake number because she doesn't ever want to see him again.
Guy 1: "Let me call this girl back she was pretty awesome."
dialing...
Operator: "The number you have called is no longer in service."
Guy1: "I dialed exactly what she told me, wtf?"
Guy 2: "Dude, she gave you her phoney number!"
In sports, the opposite of the "magic number". The amount of games the team in 2nd place in a division needs to lose to lose the division.
Sportscenter: "The Yankees win tonight gives them a magic number of 7."
Red Sox fan: "Damn, now our tragic number is down to 7."
When a guy or girl does not go slow or easy on their partner who is having sex for their first time.
Guy 1: So you finally had sex with Tonya last night? Was she a virgin?
Guy 2: Yeah but I didn't hold nothing back man. I went right at that and fucked that pussy hard man. She was screaming my name and shit bro!
Guy 1: Ah, so you went for the full scale invasion I see.
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When a guy's cock is semi-hard but won't stay up, like a twizzler. A twizzler is hard and biting into it, they are very chewy; however, they won't stay straight up when held out, they slowly fall over.
Girl 1: Did you and Jared finally hook up?
Girl 2: Yeah but he could only get a semi. He had twizzler syndrome.
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A person who is terrified of technology and refuses to use any technology that is recent or up-to-date. Usually a person of older age who grew up when new technology didn't exist and do not have any desire to use basic newer technology such as computers, dvrs, dvds, HD tvs, iPods, XM/Sirius radios, debit cards, etc.
My grandma is such a technolophobe. It looks like 1975 in her house. She has a tv with basic cable, and that's about it for entertainment. I bought her an iPod and she took it back and bought clothes with the money!
