Phoney Number

When a girl gives a guy a fake number because she doesn't ever want to see him again.
Guy 1: "Let me call this girl back she was pretty awesome."
dialing...
Operator: "The number you have called is no longer in service."
Guy1: "I dialed exactly what she told me, wtf?"
Guy 2: "Dude, she gave you her phoney number!"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
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Charity Stache

A mustache grown out by a man for a specific cause or awareness, usually a charity. It can also refer to a situation in which a man pledges to shave off the mustache he wears regularly if a certain variable is met.
1. Guy: What is that?
Guy 2: It's a charity stache. We're growing out mustaches in support of cancer research.
Guy: Oh, that's cool.

2. Coach Burnett says he will shave off his mustache if the 1st period boys basketball team wins the home room canned food drive.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 04, 2010
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Buehrlemeter

The new term being used by MLB analysts to judge the greatness of very good defensive plays. Named for Mark Buehrle, who made a spectacular play in the first game of the 2010 season and won the 2009 Gold Glove for Pitcher. The scale goes from 1-10 with 10 being equal to Mark Buehrle's amazing opening day play.
Guy 1: "Wow what a play by Ryan Zimmerman!"

Guy 2: "That's at least an 8 on the Buehrlemeter!"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
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Mexican Crispito

When a guy takes a shit in a girl's vagina, then fucks her and pulls his penis out. It has shit all over it and it looks like a messy mexican crispito.
Guy 1: "Damn that's a freaky book you're reading!"

Guy 2: "I know, listen to this one. Shit in a girl's vagina then fuck her. That one's called a Mexican Crispito!"

Guy 1: "Eww wtf?!!!!"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
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Queeny Bopper

When a boy aged 10-12 is gay or very effeminate, and likes things that are normally only liked by teeny bopper girls of that age. Examples include guys who like Justin Bieber, boy bands, the color pink, make up, dolls, etc.
Kid 1: "Look at Craig over there with all those girls. Why do they like him so much, I think he's gay."

Kid 2: "Because he's a queeny bopper and likes all the same crap they do. He's definitely gay."
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
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Sexponent

An exponent number that you add to 10 to properly judge a very attractive person who goes beyond 10 on the basic 1-10 hot scale.
Guy 1: How hot is she 1-10?

Guy 2: Way hotter than 10. You need to use sexponents to judge her!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 03, 2010
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Sailed The Seven Seas

When a person can say that they have had sex with men or women of many different ethnicities, races & origins.
Jim, a businessman for a major corporation, has really sailed the seven seas on his many different business trips across the globe.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
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