Definitions by Tex-Mex Shawn C.
Twizzler Syndrome
When a guy's cock is semi-hard but won't stay up, like a twizzler. A twizzler is hard and biting into it, they are very chewy; however, they won't stay straight up when held out, they slowly fall over.
Girl 1: Did you and Jared finally hook up?
Girl 2: Yeah but he could only get a semi. He had twizzler syndrome.
Girl 2: Yeah but he could only get a semi. He had twizzler syndrome.
Twizzler Syndrome by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
Leaning Tower Of Penis
When a man's dick does not go straight out when fully erect, but rather leans one direction or is curved or bent in an odd way.
Jessica was going to have sex with Mike but his leaning tower of penis proved to be too strange for Jessica.
Leaning Tower Of Penis by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
Cock A Doodle Do Me
When a man is woken up in the morning by his woman, who is already in the act of having intercourse with him.
Guy 1: So I wake up this morning and Vanessa is on top of me and my pants are down!
Guy 2: Damn, she was telling you to Cock A Doodle Do Me!
Guy 2: Damn, she was telling you to Cock A Doodle Do Me!
Cock A Doodle Do Me by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
Sailed The Seven Seas
When a person can say that they have had sex with men or women of many different ethnicities, races & origins.
Jim, a businessman for a major corporation, has really sailed the seven seas on his many different business trips across the globe.
Sailed The Seven Seas by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
Battery Mates
1)What a pitcher and his catcher are referred to in baseball.
2)Two people who are dating or married, who argue a lot and always turn to physical violence toward each other as the arguments escalate.
2)Two people who are dating or married, who argue a lot and always turn to physical violence toward each other as the arguments escalate.
1)Mark Buehrle and AJ Pierzynski have been battery mates since 2005.
2)Jim and Paula were both arrested after a neighbor heard them fighting and screaming and called the police. Both were charged with domestic violence against each other.
2)Jim and Paula were both arrested after a neighbor heard them fighting and screaming and called the police. Both were charged with domestic violence against each other.
Battery Mates by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
Full Scale Invasion
When a guy or girl does not go slow or easy on their partner who is having sex for their first time.
Guy 1: So you finally had sex with Tonya last night? Was she a virgin?
Guy 2: Yeah but I didn't hold nothing back man. I went right at that and fucked that pussy hard man. She was screaming my name and shit bro!
Guy 1: Ah, so you went for the full scale invasion I see.
Guy 2: Yeah but I didn't hold nothing back man. I went right at that and fucked that pussy hard man. She was screaming my name and shit bro!
Guy 1: Ah, so you went for the full scale invasion I see.
Full Scale Invasion by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
AOLame
Anything having to do with the incredibly unreliable AOL program that causes you frustration and makes you want to punch someone in the face for having to put up with it. There are many situations involving AOL that are AOLame including:
1)When something on AOL screws up it's AOLame.
2)The amount of memory AOL uses while running, slowing your computer down significantly is AOLame.
3)When AOL crashes, that's AOLame.
4)When you are in a quiet setting, and you sign onto your AOL email and that guy says YOU'VE GOT MAIL! and everyone looks at you, that's AOLame.
5)When someone on AOL TOS you and your account gets blocked permanently without even being able to explain anything to an AOL person, that's definitely AOLame.
The list goes on and on with the AOL program.
The word AOLame derives from AOL AIM, the instant messaging program AOL uses. You combine AOLAIM, and you change it to mean Lame AOL, or AOLame.
1)When something on AOL screws up it's AOLame.
2)The amount of memory AOL uses while running, slowing your computer down significantly is AOLame.
3)When AOL crashes, that's AOLame.
4)When you are in a quiet setting, and you sign onto your AOL email and that guy says YOU'VE GOT MAIL! and everyone looks at you, that's AOLame.
5)When someone on AOL TOS you and your account gets blocked permanently without even being able to explain anything to an AOL person, that's definitely AOLame.
The list goes on and on with the AOL program.
The word AOLame derives from AOL AIM, the instant messaging program AOL uses. You combine AOLAIM, and you change it to mean Lame AOL, or AOLame.
Guy 1: Did you get that email Jeff sent everybody?
Guy 2: I don't know, let me check my AOL.
Guy 2: Ugh! This program sucks! It crashed on me!
Guy 1: Wow, that's AOLame!
Guy 2: I don't know, let me check my AOL.
Guy 2: Ugh! This program sucks! It crashed on me!
Guy 1: Wow, that's AOLame!
AOLame by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010