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Fail Snail

A situation in which a person has failed but it takes them a really long time to realize why they failed.
Guy: "Ahahahaha"

Girl: "What did I do wrong?"

Guy: "Wow, you're really slow aren't you? You're a Fail Snail!"
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 23, 2010
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Robolike

When someone on your Facebook friend list goes on a spree of liking many pages in a short amount of time, as if they just set up a bot program to like a ton of pages.
An example of a Robolike situation:

News Feed Most Recent

Scott Merkin likes Chicago White Sox & 162 other pages.
10 minutes ago.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 22, 2010
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Facebooked

A person who is caught doing something illegal by police who used Facebook statuses by said person to bring their illegal actions to light. Basically, police search for stuff on Facebook and people's incriminating status updates get them caught.
An example of a news story about a person who was Facebooked:

Police arrested a 23 year old Mark Johnson today for allegedly posting on Facebook that he was going to score a lot of money for his crystal meth earlier this week. He has been charged with owning and operating a meth lab and police say his statements on Facebook lead to his arrest after a quick search.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 22, 2010
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Technolophobe

A person who is terrified of technology and refuses to use any technology that is recent or up-to-date. Usually a person of older age who grew up when new technology didn't exist and do not have any desire to use basic newer technology such as computers, dvrs, dvds, HD tvs, iPods, XM/Sirius radios, debit cards, etc.
My grandma is such a technolophobe. It looks like 1975 in her house. She has a tv with basic cable, and that's about it for entertainment. I bought her an iPod and she took it back and bought clothes with the money!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010
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Sexponential

When a guy or girl is so hot that they go beyond the basic 1-10 hot scale and need an exponent next to the 10 to judge their attractiveness.
Guy 1: Damn that girl is fine.

Guy 2: I know she's sexponential. She's 10 to the power of 3 at least!
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010
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Felicity Syndrome

When a person changes their appearance in such a way that changes their looks too much for people to see them the same way anymore. Not quite as extreme as Jennifer Grey Syndrome.
Guy 1: Did you see Aleesha's new nose ring?

Guy 2: Yeah I never thought a girl like her would get one. I just don't like them.

Guy 1: Yeah me neither, she was hot before that. Now I just can't look at her the same.

Guy 2: She has Felicity Syndrome.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010
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Penisiology

A very specified branch of Kinesiology, in which the entire focus is only on the movement of the penis and penis related kinetics.
I was disappointed when my university told me they do not offer a degree in penisiology, as I felt that was a very under-represented scientific branch of study.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010
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