Ecdysiasts dance seductively while removing articles of clothing, usually during live performances. Most ecdysiasts perform striptease for tips.
by Terra Imperator May 13, 2004
One can determine if a woman is an ecdysiast by her professional name. An ecdysiast's professional name is usually either a double entendre or invokes financial success.
by Terra Imperator May 13, 2004
bitch fell out of the ugly tree & hit every branch on the way down
bitch so ugly her daddy tied a pork chop round her neck to get the dog to play with her
when they handed out the ugly bitch went back in line for seconds
if ugly were a load of bricks this bitch would be a housin project
bitch so ugly her daddy tied a pork chop round her neck to get the dog to play with her
when they handed out the ugly bitch went back in line for seconds
if ugly were a load of bricks this bitch would be a housin project
by Terra Imperator June 07, 2004
A woman with a foul mouth and awful personality who suffers from any two of the following:
-- uglier than the shaved backside of a goat;
-- morbidly obese (too many trips to Taco Bell);
-- body odor as the result of poor personaly hygiene; and/or
-- lazy eye.
-- uglier than the shaved backside of a goat;
-- morbidly obese (too many trips to Taco Bell);
-- body odor as the result of poor personaly hygiene; and/or
-- lazy eye.
by Terra Imperator May 18, 2004
The ass clown who shows up uninvited to a party, gets shitfaced, says inappropriate shit, gropes female partygoers, and makes everyone uncomfortable.
Stays long after everyone leaves & doesn't even offer to help clean up!
Stays long after everyone leaves & doesn't even offer to help clean up!
by Terra Imperator May 18, 2004
A fat, ugly white woman who lives in a trailer with her drunk-ass boyfriend and 4 to 12 children. The boyfriend didn't father any of this she beast's kids, although he beats them on a regular basis. A trailer park skank can't read and is prone to violence.
"Officer! I want you to arrest my goo-for-nuthin white trash boyfriend because his ass is drunk again! Of course I'm the one who broke the broomstick upside his head. His drunk ass is so drunk he can't get it up! How can I get lovin if his drunk ass can't get it up? He needed a beatin!" -- quote from average trailer park skank
by Terra Imperator May 14, 2004
I live in Pennsylvania. I lived here all my life. For the life of me, I can't figure out what PennDOT does! I see the road crews out all the time, but they don't fix anything... all they do is lean on their shovels and shoot the shit!
"What do you do for PennDOT?"
"On May 1 I take the big orange barrels out of sotrage & line 'em up on the roads. On November 1 I collect the big orange barrels and put 'em back in storage. Other than that, I collect my paycheck every week!"
"On May 1 I take the big orange barrels out of sotrage & line 'em up on the roads. On November 1 I collect the big orange barrels and put 'em back in storage. Other than that, I collect my paycheck every week!"
by Terra Imperator May 20, 2004