Terra Imperator's definitions

she beast

A woman with a foul mouth and awful personality who suffers from any two of the following:

-- uglier than the shaved backside of a goat;
-- morbidly obese (too many trips to Taco Bell);
-- body odor as the result of poor personaly hygiene; and/or
-- lazy eye.

You couldn't get me drunk enough to copulate with a she beast!

by Terra Imperator May 18, 2004

there's no i in team

Phrase used to mean, "Teamwork takes priority over individual achievement; we win as a team & we lose as a team."

There may not be an "I" in "team..." switch around a few letters and there's a "me," though! It's all about ME!

by Terra Imperator May 18, 2004

mister party

The ass clown who shows up uninvited to a party, gets shitfaced, says inappropriate shit, gropes female partygoers, and makes everyone uncomfortable.

Stays long after everyone leaves & doesn't even offer to help clean up!

If that good-for-nothing, creepy bastard shoes up... stab 'im!

see mr party

by Terra Imperator May 18, 2004

trailer park skank

A fat, ugly white woman who lives in a trailer with her drunk-ass boyfriend and 4 to 12 children. The boyfriend didn't father any of this she beast's kids, although he beats them on a regular basis. A trailer park skank can't read and is prone to violence.

"Officer! I want you to arrest my goo-for-nuthin white trash boyfriend because his ass is drunk again! Of course I'm the one who broke the broomstick upside his head. His drunk ass is so drunk he can't get it up! How can I get lovin if his drunk ass can't get it up? He needed a beatin!" -- quote from average trailer park skank

by Terra Imperator May 14, 2004

sandwich action

a threesome:

2 guys and a girl
2 girls and a guy
3 gay guys
2 lesbians

the logistics are a pain in the ass, though

Person One is a slice of bread... Person Two is a slice of bread... Person Three is the ham...

Get the picture?

by Terra Imperator May 14, 2004

katana

The katana is an excellent cutting sword; in my opinion, it's the best cutting sword in the world. The flaw in its design is common to all cutting swords: even with its sharp point, the katana is useless against rigid body armor. That is why the katana, like most swords, was a secondary weapon. The samurai's primary weapons were bows or spears.

It ain't the sword itself that's dangerous. It's the asshole holding the sword that's dangerous!

by Terra Imperator November 9, 2004

stripper

an ecdysiast; one who performs striptease: that is, one who dances seductive while removing her clothing

Most strippers are women. Most strippers perform striptease for economic reasosn (they need the moner).

by Terra Imperator May 13, 2004