Terra Imperator's definitions

stripper name

One can determine if a woman is an ecdysiast by her professional name. An ecdysiast's professional name is usually either a double entendre or invokes financial success.

EXAMPLES:

Peaches
Lucious
Juicy
Diamond
Jewel
Ruby Jade

by Terra Imperator May 13, 2004

ecdysiast

One who performs striptease; a stripper; most strippers are female, although some are male

Ecdysiasts dance seductively while removing articles of clothing, usually during live performances. Most ecdysiasts perform striptease for tips.

by Terra Imperator May 13, 2004

burlesque

A variety show that uses comedians, ecdysiasts, and musicians. The ecdysiasts (READ: strippers) often required to sing and dance while removing their clothes in a seductive manner. There is usualy a master of ceremonies betwixt acts.

Burlesque shows are precursors to vaudeville. Vaudville is the precursor to the American musical. Burlesque is the "grandfather" of the American musical!

by Terra Imperator May 13, 2004

striptease

The "art" (wink, wink) of seductive dancing while removing clothing; performed by ecdysiasts

I love the was Lucious does her striptease!

by Terra Imperator May 13, 2004

stripper

an ecdysiast; one who performs striptease: that is, one who dances seductive while removing her clothing

Most strippers are women. Most strippers perform striptease for economic reasosn (they need the moner).

by Terra Imperator May 13, 2004

sandwich action

a threesome:

2 guys and a girl
2 girls and a guy
3 gay guys
2 lesbians

the logistics are a pain in the ass, though

Person One is a slice of bread... Person Two is a slice of bread... Person Three is the ham...

Get the picture?

by Terra Imperator May 14, 2004

trailer park skank

A fat, ugly white woman who lives in a trailer with her drunk-ass boyfriend and 4 to 12 children. The boyfriend didn't father any of this she beast's kids, although he beats them on a regular basis. A trailer park skank can't read and is prone to violence.

"Officer! I want you to arrest my goo-for-nuthin white trash boyfriend because his ass is drunk again! Of course I'm the one who broke the broomstick upside his head. His drunk ass is so drunk he can't get it up! How can I get lovin if his drunk ass can't get it up? He needed a beatin!" -- quote from average trailer park skank

by Terra Imperator May 14, 2004