stripper

an ecdysiast; one who performs striptease: that is, one who dances seductive while removing her clothing

Most strippers are women. Most strippers perform striptease for economic reasosn (they need the moner).

by Terra Imperator May 13, 2004

she beast

A woman with a foul mouth and awful personality who suffers from any two of the following:

-- uglier than the shaved backside of a goat;
-- morbidly obese (too many trips to Taco Bell);
-- body odor as the result of poor personaly hygiene; and/or
-- lazy eye.

You couldn't get me drunk enough to copulate with a she beast!

by Terra Imperator May 18, 2004

beast

Milwaukee's Best, a brand of foul-tasting, weaker-than-water beer... consumed primarily by college students

Beast tastes like piss, but it's cheap! $5 a case... can't beat that with a stick!

by Terra Imperator May 19, 2004

there's no i in team

Phrase used to mean, "Teamwork takes priority over individual achievement; we win as a team & we lose as a team."

There may not be an "I" in "team..." switch around a few letters and there's a "me," though! It's all about ME!

by Terra Imperator May 18, 2004

katana

The katana is an excellent cutting sword; in my opinion, it's the best cutting sword in the world. The flaw in its design is common to all cutting swords: even with its sharp point, the katana is useless against rigid body armor. That is why the katana, like most swords, was a secondary weapon. The samurai's primary weapons were bows or spears.

It ain't the sword itself that's dangerous. It's the asshole holding the sword that's dangerous!

by Terra Imperator November 09, 2004

buddy

NOUN

(1) slang term for your friend

(2) see butt buddy

(3) what you call someone when you can't remember her name

(1) "Last night, I hung out at The Player's Club with my buddies."

(2) "Lamar and Carlos are 'buddies.' Wink-wink, nudge-nudge."

(3) "Hey... uh, buddy. How's it going?"

by Terra Imperator May 27, 2004

sandwich action

a threesome:

2 guys and a girl
2 girls and a guy
3 gay guys
2 lesbians

the logistics are a pain in the ass, though

Person One is a slice of bread... Person Two is a slice of bread... Person Three is the ham...

Get the picture?

by Terra Imperator May 14, 2004