Loud But Harmless.
A fart that is rather loud and noisy, yet the odor it produces is not very intense, if at all noticeable. The opposite of an SBD i.e. silent but deadly.
A fart that is rather loud and noisy, yet the odor it produces is not very intense, if at all noticeable. The opposite of an SBD i.e. silent but deadly.
The charismatic Pentecostal preacher's sermon was majorly interrupted when someone in the audience cut loose a massive LBH that reverberated throughout the entire auditorium. The annoyed preacher then yelled at the culprit and demanded him to come on stage and lay on the floor face down so an exorcism can be performed on his buttocks.
by Terminus_Est May 11, 2011
An intense heat wave, i.e. a period of unbearably hot and sunny weather. A portmanteau formed by the words "sun" and "tsunami."
The sudden sunami that struck was hot enough to cook eggs outside without any means of man-made heat and to make Al Gore want to jump in front of a bus.
by Terminus_Est September 18, 2008
The result of putting a knife in someone's mouth and then slicing both of the victim's cheeks so that he'll look like the Joker(Batman's arch-nemesis), thus putting a permanent clown's smile on his face.
The Joker himself is known for doing this to his victims in the movie The Dark Knight.
The Joker himself is known for doing this to his victims in the movie The Dark Knight.
by Terminus_Est August 04, 2008
verb:
1. To make a sudden winning comeback at the very last and crucial minute or moment of a competitive situation(i.e a game, sport, fight, etc.) and shock an opponent or opponents in the process, who previously thought was/were going to win.
1. To make a sudden winning comeback at the very last and crucial minute or moment of a competitive situation(i.e a game, sport, fight, etc.) and shock an opponent or opponents in the process, who previously thought was/were going to win.
1. David Freese totally Freesed the Texas Rangers during the second extra inning of Game 6 of the 2011 World Series by hitting a walk-off home run and giving the St. Louis Cardinals a 10-9 win over the Rangers, who would have won if they hadn't failed to get the Cardinals out in the previous innings and prevent them from scoring runs to tie the game. Then the Rangers ultimately choked in Game 7 and lost the World Series.
2. Timmy was on the floor covered in bruises after getting the shit beat out of him by a bully, but he then Freesed the bully by kicking him really hard in the groin while he stood over him and caused him to stumble like a felled oak.
2. Timmy was on the floor covered in bruises after getting the shit beat out of him by a bully, but he then Freesed the bully by kicking him really hard in the groin while he stood over him and caused him to stumble like a felled oak.
by Terminus_Est October 29, 2011
1. Means "wet" in Spanish.
2. An illegal Mexican immigrant who crossed the US/Mexican border by swimming across the Rio Grande.
3. Spanish slang term for getting drunk by drinking alot of mojito cocktails.
2. An illegal Mexican immigrant who crossed the US/Mexican border by swimming across the Rio Grande.
3. Spanish slang term for getting drunk by drinking alot of mojito cocktails.
Inside a restroom at a gas station...
Pablo: (mopping the floor) Oye Pablo que pasa? Wassup ese?
Jorge: (trying to unclog a toilet) Yo Pablo, man this work is fucking pissing me off, homes. Someone must have been constipated as fuck here.
Pablo: Yeah man this is bullshit and I'm boring my ass off here. Say wanna come with me to Roberto's Cantina with me? I hear they make awesome cocktails and we're gonna get mojado over there. Plus loads of fine-ass mamacitas too. Paradise homes! Pair-a-dice!
Jorge: Sorry ese, but we can't. We're both mojados remember? We need IDs to get in there and I dont want no one getting la migra on our asses. Besides it's fucking raining cats and dogs out there and I dont want to get all mojado and ruin my clothes.
Pablo: Um... well, I brought some porn mags with me.
Jorge: (finishing unclogging the toilet) Orale wey! Let me have that copy of Tig Ol' Bitties so I can amuse myself in here for a little while.
Pablo: (mopping the floor) Oye Pablo que pasa? Wassup ese?
Jorge: (trying to unclog a toilet) Yo Pablo, man this work is fucking pissing me off, homes. Someone must have been constipated as fuck here.
Pablo: Yeah man this is bullshit and I'm boring my ass off here. Say wanna come with me to Roberto's Cantina with me? I hear they make awesome cocktails and we're gonna get mojado over there. Plus loads of fine-ass mamacitas too. Paradise homes! Pair-a-dice!
Jorge: Sorry ese, but we can't. We're both mojados remember? We need IDs to get in there and I dont want no one getting la migra on our asses. Besides it's fucking raining cats and dogs out there and I dont want to get all mojado and ruin my clothes.
Pablo: Um... well, I brought some porn mags with me.
Jorge: (finishing unclogging the toilet) Orale wey! Let me have that copy of Tig Ol' Bitties so I can amuse myself in here for a little while.
by Terminus_Est May 14, 2011
A very ancient Australian instrument that can be used to play some wicked dubstep if you are really good with it.
With just his mouth, lungs, and a hollow wooden log, the didgeridoo player played an awesome solo that made Skrillex shit his pants.
by Terminus_Est December 15, 2012
Devices generally used to store documents, schoolwork, and leaflets of paper, yet Mitt Romney apparently somehow uses them to store his women.
Jack: Hey man check out these big ass binders I just got at Office Depot.
Mike: Holy shit are you crazy?! You can fit a few women inside those things!
Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan taking a break from campaigning at a shady club while their wives are asleep:
Mitt: Man this club blows ass. I'm the fucking future POTUS and I deserve so much better than this swill they call beer and this nauseating excuse for music.
Paul: Yeah and man where the hell is all the pussy?
Mitt: I know. Where are... Hey why don't I bring some binders full of women to liven up this otherwise drab joint! I've got tall women, short women, fatties, anorexics, big tits, small tits, et cetera et cetera, take your pick.
Paul: Brilliant! I'm down with that!
Mike: Holy shit are you crazy?! You can fit a few women inside those things!
Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan taking a break from campaigning at a shady club while their wives are asleep:
Mitt: Man this club blows ass. I'm the fucking future POTUS and I deserve so much better than this swill they call beer and this nauseating excuse for music.
Paul: Yeah and man where the hell is all the pussy?
Mitt: I know. Where are... Hey why don't I bring some binders full of women to liven up this otherwise drab joint! I've got tall women, short women, fatties, anorexics, big tits, small tits, et cetera et cetera, take your pick.
Paul: Brilliant! I'm down with that!
by Terminus_Est October 24, 2012