Vines ready

When you carry a giant can of pepper spray with you wherever you go in case one of the cheer moms gets in your face and you need to remind her who’s boss.

That fat slobby cheer mom is over there is giving us the stink eye Steve but don’t worry I’m vines ready (lifts shirt to reveal giant can of pepper spray attached to his braided belt)

by Tenaciousron May 31, 2019

A Helka

Someone who can’t handle their alcohol consistently and gets manhandled by gingers on the reg.

Did you hear about Brian? Yeah he was being a Helka and got put into the cross faced chicken wing by that bob backlund looking mofo.

by Tenaciousron June 04, 2019

Give her A doggy bag

When your fucking a girl and just before you’re about to show your vinegar strokes you pull out and finish in a styrofoam burger container. You then put it in a paper doggy bag and send her on her way.

Hey Kevin what do you think about that girl over there? She’s not bad but I’d give her a doggy bag instead of making a deposit.

by Tenaciousron June 03, 2019

Huey lewis

Huey Lewis is a drink in honor of the great rock and roll artist who is known for having a big ole hog in his pants. The drink is simple as the bar tender will just hand you two cans of beer stacked on top of each other. This is similar to the believed size of Huey’s package.

I’m too thirsty for just one beer, give me a Huey Lewis to quench my thirst.

by Tenaciousron May 25, 2019

Dick Tunneling

When two guys put their dicks side by side facing opposite ways and interlock their hands and jerk each other off at the same time.

Omg did you see Ron and Don dick tunneling last night? It was seriously one of the hottest things I’ve ever saw. I’m going to be jerking it to that image for a long time.

by Tenaciousron June 06, 2019

going Nico

To be so full of masculine testosterone that when triggered the hormonal rage is uncontrollable.

Did you see Warren going Nico on the vending machine yesterday after his zero bar got stuck and didn’t dispense? He flipped the vending machine over, punched an old lady, and spit in a child in a wheelchair. Nobody has seen him since.

by Tenaciousron June 13, 2024

Going Nico

To be so full of masculine testosterone that when triggered, the hormonal rage is uncontrollable

Did you see Warren going Nico on the vending machine yesterday after his zero bar got stuck and didn’t dispense? He flipped the machine over, punched a pregnant lady, and spit in a child in a wheelchair. Nobody has seen him since.

by Tenaciousron May 22, 2024