Christmas story morning- when you wake up and some semen leakage from the night prior has stuck your dick hole to your underwear. Just like when flick was triple dog dared to stick his tongue to the frozen flag pole.
My Dick hole has been bothering me all day. I need to start peeing before I go to bed so I can prevent these Christmas story mornings.
by Tenaciousron October 18, 2017
When your fucking a girl and just before you’re about to show your vinegar strokes you pull out and finish in a styrofoam burger container. You then put it in a paper doggy bag and send her on her way.
Hey Kevin what do you think about that girl over there? She’s not bad but I’d give her a doggy bag instead of making a deposit.
by Tenaciousron June 03, 2019
Did you see Warren going Nico on the vending machine yesterday after his zero bar got stuck and didn’t dispense? He flipped the machine over, punched a pregnant lady, and spit in a child in a wheelchair. Nobody has seen him since.
by Tenaciousron May 22, 2024
Did you see Warren going Nico on the vending machine yesterday after his zero bar got stuck and didn’t dispense? He flipped the machine over, punched a pregnant lady, and spit in a child in a wheelchair. Nobody has seen him since.
by Tenaciousron May 22, 2024
When you are so full of hormonal masculinity that nothing can control the outcome or stop it before it runs its course.
Did you see Warren going Nico the other day after his zero bar didn’t dispense from the vending machine? He flipped the machine over, punched a pregnant lady, and spit on a child in a wheelchair. Nobody has seen him since.
by Tenaciousron May 27, 2024
Did you see Warren going Nico on the vending machine yesterday after his zero bar got stuck and didn’t dispense? He flipped the vending machine over, punched an old lady, and spit in a child in a wheelchair. Nobody has seen him since.
by Tenaciousron June 13, 2024
When you carry a giant can of pepper spray with you wherever you go in case one of the cheer moms gets in your face and you need to remind her who’s boss.
That fat slobby cheer mom is over there is giving us the stink eye Steve but don’t worry I’m vines ready (lifts shirt to reveal giant can of pepper spray attached to his braided belt)
by Tenaciousron May 31, 2019