Telephony2's definitions

popping your fingers

How some people might say, "snapping your fingers".

Hey ashole! Yeah you!! Stop popping your fingers already; I hate that shit!!!

by Telephony2 September 29, 2025

perspiration store

How an anal-retentive asshaberdasher might say the word, "sweatshop" -- a disgusting factory where workers are paid next to nothing so that we, the consumers, can have nice clothes and shoes. Sweatshops owners are true-blue total buttknockers.

Honey, I'm going to pick up a new blouse at the perspiration store.

by Telephony2 December 12, 2023

Buck Fiden

This is simply a polite way of saying, "Fuck Biden".
It also bypasses the onboard censors found on many online BBSs and fora (how an anal retentive asshaberdasher would say forums).

I just want to day Buck Fiden and the horse that rode him in.
What a loser of a president; trumped only by Trump. Truck Fump too!!!

by Telephony2 September 30, 2023

thunderbumper

How some people say thunderstorm (actual electrical storms; not any of that sexual horse puckey).

The weather forecast for today is cloudy with occasional thunderbumpers.

by Telephony2 October 13, 2025

snizzle

Snizzle \v.\
Simply a word that means sneeze.
Can also be used as a noun.

Hey, if you're going to snizzle, please do it in some Cleanax.

by Telephony2 September 30, 2025

assmiliner

Very similar to an asshaberdasher -- a true bungsnoipe who leads a number of surrounding individuals into total asshaberdashery.

{At a large house party}

Craig: See that assmiliner over there?
Carol: Yeah, he's goading the crowd into total and complete asshattery! What a fucking buttsnoipe!!!

by Telephony2 November 7, 2025

The Pisso Club

What some people call "The Uro Club" -- a urinal disguised as a golf club.
A golfer is suppose to piss into it instead of sneaking off to the bushes to have a wee.

Hey, there's an infomercial for The Pisso Club on the telly.
Maybe I should buy one of the asinine things and give it to dad.

by Telephony2 July 8, 2023