Definitions by Telephony2

Jesus Christ on a crutch!

Simply means, "O fuck!" or, "O shit!".

Jesus Christ on a crutch! you shouldn't have done that.

Jesus Christ on a crutch! by Telephony2 June 29, 2023

cutterbups 

Plain & simple: buttercups
My stepmother used this word EVERY TIME she meant to say, "buttercups".

Hey Craig, look at that beautiful field of cutterbups coming up on the right!

cutterbups by Telephony2 June 29, 2023

satan 

How some people misspell the word, "satin".

(Seen on a web page featuring bad band names):

Cummed Vacuum Bag Explosion {what happens if you vacuum sperm off of red satan sheets}

satan by Telephony2 June 19, 2023

basket-testicle 

What some people think of the sport of basketball when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.

Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch basket-testicle on the telly . I know that you hate basketball with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.

basket-testicle by Telephony2 June 10, 2023

queer 

(v.) To spoil or ruin

As of the morning of 06-20-04, I started a battery discharge analysis of this flashlight. About 20 minutes in, I somehow managed to queer the test, so I installed another Energizer L91 lithium cell in the flashlight, and started another.

queer by Telephony2 May 9, 2023

sanitary towel 

A sanitary towel (aka. a sanitary napkin, a feminine napkin, a menstrual pad)) is an absorbent item worn by women in their underwear when menstruating, bleeding after giving birth, recovering from gynecologic surgery, experiencing a miscarriage or abortion, or in any other situation where it is necessary to absorb a flow of blood from the vagina.

Sanitary towel is a common term to hear in the UK.

Hey, that swimming pool float looks like a giant sanitary towel!

sanitary towel by Telephony2 April 20, 2023

meat cube

A fake, phoney-bologna phrase invented by PLUTO TV] to tell the viewer that they broadcast a lot of romantic programming. PLUTO TV gets itat cube,

{wrinkled old douche sitting on a bus}: Why am I throwing thngs all pissily?
It's called a meat cube, and PLUTO TV gets it.

meat cube by Telephony2 January 9, 2023