Telephony2's definitions

popping your fingers

How some people might say, "snapping your fingers".

Hey ashole! Yeah you!! Stop popping your fingers already; I hate that shit!!!

by Telephony2 September 29, 2025

snizzle

Snizzle \v.\
Simply a word that means sneeze.
Can also be used as a noun.

Hey, if you're going to snizzle, please do it in some Cleanax.

by Telephony2 September 30, 2025

thunderbumper

How some people say thunderstorm (actual electrical storms; not any of that sexual horse puckey).

The weather forecast for today is cloudy with occasional thunderbumpers.

by Telephony2 October 13, 2025

assmiliner

Very similar to an asshaberdasher -- a true bungsnoipe who leads a number of surrounding individuals into total asshaberdashery.

{At a large house party}

Craig: See that assmiliner over there?
Carol: Yeah, he's goading the crowd into total and complete asshattery! What a fucking buttsnoipe!!!

by Telephony2 November 7, 2025

basket-testicle

What some people think of the sport of basketball when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.

Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch basket-testicle on the telly . I know that you hate basketball with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.

by Telephony2 June 10, 2023

satan

How some people misspell the word, "satin".

(Seen on a web page featuring bad band names):

Cummed Vacuum Bag Explosion {what happens if you vacuum sperm off of red satan sheets}

by Telephony2 June 19, 2023

cutterbups

Plain & simple: buttercups
My stepmother used this word EVERY TIME she meant to say, "buttercups".

Hey Craig, look at that beautiful field of cutterbups coming up on the right!

by Telephony2 June 29, 2023