Telephony2's definitions

Buck Fiden

This is simply a polite way of saying, "Fuck Biden".
It also bypasses the onboard censors found on many online BBSs and fora (how an anal retentive asshaberdasher would say forums).

I just want to day Buck Fiden and the horse that rode him in.
What a loser of a president; trumped only by Trump. Truck Fump too!!!

by Telephony2 September 30, 2023

Buck Fiden

This is simply a polite way of saying, "Fuck Biden".
It also bypasses the onboard censors found on many online BBSs and fora (how an anal retentive asshaberdasher would say forums).

I just want to say Buck Fiden and the horse that rode him in.
What a loser of a president; trumped only by Trump. Truck Fump too!!!

by Telephony2 September 30, 2023

The Pisso Club

What some people call "The Uro Club" -- a urinal disguised as a golf club.
A golfer is suppose to piss into it instead of sneaking off to the bushes to have a wee.

Hey, there's an infomercial for The Pisso Club on the telly.
Maybe I should buy one of the asinine things and give it to dad.

by Telephony2 July 8, 2023

penishole

A cockpit ala. the cockpit of an aircraft.

Penis = cock
hole = pit

Hey, let's go to the penishole and see if the captain put a whoopie cushion in the copilot's seat.

by Telephony2 July 27, 2023

loo roll

How one might say toliet paper when you're from the UK.
A loo is the UK term for a toliet; and that stuff usually comes on a roll.

Hey asswipe!!!
Don't flush away the loo roll because we'll need that after taking a plop.

by Telephony2 August 1, 2023

public hair

A rather unfortunate misspelling of pubic hair; that nasty-ass hair that grows in your crotch.

♬ "I'm not ashamed if my public hair" ♬

by Telephony2 August 9, 2023

fothermucker

A way of typing the word, "motherfucker" while bypassing the automated censor subroutine found on many online BBSs (forums or even fora if you want to be an anal retentive dick about it).

That guy who pee'd in all of the dustbins on the college campus is a true fothermucker.

by Telephony2 August 14, 2023