wastepaperbasket

What some people call a wastebasket (a small garbage can often used for disposing of waste paper and other dry rubbish).

Please don't toss soggy rollios into the wastepaperbasket; it'll cause the damn thing to reek.

by Telephony2 August 15, 2023

meat cube

A fake, phoney-bologna phrase invented by PLUTO TV to tell the viewer that they broadcast a lot of romantic programming. PLUTO TV gets itat cube,

{wrinkled old douche sitting on a bus}: Why am I throwing thngs all pissily?
It's called a meat cube, and PLUTO TV gets it.

by Telephony2 January 09, 2023

queer

(v.) To spoil or ruin

As of the morning of 06-20-04, I started a battery discharge analysis of this flashlight. About 20 minutes in, I somehow managed to queer the test, so I installed another Energizer L91 lithium cell in the flashlight, and started another.

by Telephony2 May 09, 2023

Jesus Christ on a crutch!

Simply means, "O fuck!" or, "O shit!".

Jesus Christ on a crutch! you shouldn't have done that.

by Telephony2 June 29, 2023

sanitary towel

A sanitary towel (aka. a sanitary napkin, a feminine napkin, a menstrual pad)) is an absorbent item worn by women in their underwear when menstruating, bleeding after giving birth, recovering from gynecologic surgery, experiencing a miscarriage or abortion, or in any other situation where it is necessary to absorb a flow of blood from the vagina.

Sanitary towel is a common term to hear in the UK.

Hey, that swimming pool float looks like a giant sanitary towel!

by Telephony2 April 20, 2023

public hair

A rather unfortunate misspelling of pubic hair; that nasty-ass hair that grows in your crotch.

♬ "I'm not ashamed if my public hair" ♬

by Telephony2 August 09, 2023

PTI

Acronym that stands for Pissinary Tract Infection; which is just another way of saying UTI (Urinary Tract Infection).

Harold got up this morning with a nasty PTI and had to get on the horn with the closest pissologist.

by Telephony2 August 06, 2025