Definitions by Telephony2
PTI
Acronym that stands for Pissinary Tract Infection; which is just another way of saying UTI (Urinary Tract Infection).
Harold got up this morning with a nasty PTI and had to get on the horn with the closest pissologist.
PTI by Telephony2 August 6, 2025
pee cloth
Seen in a subreddit about TV commercials: "This is a prime example of overconsumption in America because just slapping the name luxury in front of a semi-improved piece of pee cloth is just crazy and weird to me."
pee cloth by Telephony2 December 25, 2024
perspiration store
How an anal-retentive asshaberdasher might say the word, "sweatshop" -- a disgusting factory where workers are paid next to nothing so that we, the consumers, can have nice clothes and shoes. Sweatshops owners are true-blue total buttknockers.
perspiration store by Telephony2 December 12, 2023
bogus peeon
Hey, did you know that Gordon is a bogus peeon?
Gordon! You're a bogus peeon, didjya know that? Put that in your bowl and smoke it.
Gordon! You're a bogus peeon, didjya know that? Put that in your bowl and smoke it.
bogus peeon by Telephony2 December 9, 2023
pizza back
It's like pizza face, only in reference to the back.
It's totally gross & disgusting; all the damn zits and pustules.
It's totally gross & disgusting; all the damn zits and pustules.
pizza back by Telephony2 October 13, 2023
Buck Fiden
This is simply a polite way of saying, "Fuck Biden".
It also bypasses the onboard censors found on many online BBSs and fora (how an anal retentive asshaberdasher would say forums).
It also bypasses the onboard censors found on many online BBSs and fora (how an anal retentive asshaberdasher would say forums).
I just want to say Buck Fiden and the horse that rode him in.
What a loser of a president; trumped only by Trump. Truck Fump too!!!
What a loser of a president; trumped only by Trump. Truck Fump too!!!
Buck Fiden by Telephony2 September 30, 2023