Botheration! We still don't know who killed Ms. Hartt by bashing her head in with that big-ass lamp. My money though is on that fucking faggoty limp-wristed choreographer!
by Telephony April 20, 2018
by Telephony March 10, 2012
How John Bush (at the time the singer for Anthrax pronounced the word, "driven" in the song, "Packaged Rebellion".
He also pronounced the word, "influence" as, "influencef".
He also pronounced the word, "influence" as, "influencef".
♪ I don't want to how you're so drivenf ♪
♪ I don't want to know your influencef ♪
♪ I don't need to prove myself ♪
♪ I just need to be myself ♪
♪ It doesn't show how I'm trying to be ♪
♪ It just shows who I am ♪
♪ I don't want to know your influencef ♪
♪ I don't need to prove myself ♪
♪ I just need to be myself ♪
♪ It doesn't show how I'm trying to be ♪
♪ It just shows who I am ♪
by Telephony March 25, 2017
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åšs#Ø£€ to your ṕ€nµs ♪
♪ Some doucheknocker neutralised a hat!!! ♪
{~850ms silence}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
To wit:
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åšs#Ø£€ to your ṕ€nµs ♪
♪ Some doucheknocker neutralised a hat!!! ♪
{~850ms silence}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
by Telephony January 24, 2021
The incorrect way to say, "piss in the bed".
After all, you don't say, "piss the toilet" or, "piss the bottle"; you'd say, "piss IN the toilet" or, "piss IN the bottle".
After all, you don't say, "piss the toilet" or, "piss the bottle"; you'd say, "piss IN the toilet" or, "piss IN the bottle".
{Mother} : Jimmy, no more Kool Aid tonight or else you might piss the bed.
{Jimmy}: Mommy, don't you mean I might piss in the bed?
{Jimmy}: Mommy, don't you mean I might piss in the bed?
by Telephony January 17, 2018
A bone crook is a dog who steals or hides a bone from other dogs in the household.
The bone crook is sneaky enough to pull off the crime without the other dogs knowing.
The bone crook is sneaky enough to pull off the crime without the other dogs knowing.
Murphy stole a big-ass ham bone from in front of the fireplace and stealthily skittered down the stairs with it without the other dogs' knowledge. When I looked for the bone, I had found that the bone crook ate the fucker!
by Telephony April 05, 2018
How some people pronounce the phrase, "chocolate mousse" {"mousse" should be pronounced as though it were spelled, "moose"}.
{Norm}: Awww motherfucker pussy cocksucker!!!
{Debbie:} What happened Norm?
{Norm}: I just nocked over this fucking chocolate mouse and now there's brown shit all over the floor!
{Debbie:} What happened Norm?
{Norm}: I just nocked over this fucking chocolate mouse and now there's brown shit all over the floor!
by Telephony July 25, 2014