Telephony's definitions

telepathetically

How Butt-Head of the TV program says the word, "telepathically"

{From the episode, "Bad Dog"}
Butthead: He's like communicating telepathetically

by Telephony June 23, 2020

pitface

When your face is horribly pitted like infomercial pitchman Jan Muller on his short-lived Beer Machine ads, you are said to have pitface.
This is usually the result of an extremely serious case of cystic acne in the teen years that was poorly-treated or even untreated.

Damn, Daniel's got pitface something awful!!! :-O

by Telephony June 7, 2020

sweepinator

A pair of contestants who excels on the TV game show Supermarket Sweep.

Look at that sweepintor go!
The health & beauty aids section has a lot of products in small packages, but that sweepinator knows that they'll bring big bucks at the checkout counter!

by Telephony June 1, 2020

butt wagon

A somewhat generic insult used by Butt-Head on the MTV cartoon, "Beavis and Butt-Head".

{Butt-Head}: Hey cut that out Beavis, you butt wagon!
{Beavis}: Stop calling me a butt wagon!

{Seen in the descriptive text for a drone video on YouTube}:
Flight took place (launched anyway) in the airspace over the west perimeter of Einstein Park located at 3566 E Dakota Ave. (some butt wagon has it spelled, "Dacota" on their mailbox, hahaha!!!) in Fresno CA. USA at 10:37am PDT on 05-09-20 (or, "2020-05-09T10:37" or "2020 09 May" or even, "May 09, Twenty-Twisted-Stick-Tire" if you prefer)

by Telephony May 18, 2020

defuckate

The act of defecating (taking a plop, dropping a stool, leaving a shit, having a poo, etc.) while engaged in sexual intercourse.

{Harold} Ahhh, harder, harder!!!
{Horhay} Jesus Christ, I'm about to defuckate!
{Harold} Goddammit! Now you have to clean it up! Fuck this noise, I'm outta here!!!

by Telephony May 15, 2020

polygrip test

What Butt-Head of TV's Beavis and Butt-Head calls a polygraph test aka. a lie detector test in the episode, "Liar! Liar!"

{Beavis}: What are they going to do to us?
{Butt-Head}: I think they're going to make us take one of those polygrip tests.

by Telephony April 24, 2020

beeping

What some people say or write when they mean, "blinking"; e.g., a blinking light.

{Angela}: Craig, what do those two beeping red lights on your wheelchair mean?
{Craig}: Hmmm...I don't hear anything. You must mean the BLINKING red lights. That means that the batteries are at 20%.

by Telephony April 8, 2020