poliet taper

A surprisingly common misspelling of the phrase, "toliet paper" (aka. bungwipe, rollios, paper toliets, etc.)
{Via a text message} Vivian, can u pls pick up some light blubs, bleach, laundry soap, and poliet taper b4 u come home?
by Telephony May 29, 2016
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PWPOSMF

An acronym that stands for "Pussywhipped Piece Of Shit Motherfucker".
Much, much worse (O GOD SO MUCH WORSE!!!) than a POS.
Example: "John is such a PWPOSMF it ain't even funny. :-("
by Telephony December 13, 2010
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Fairly EvenParents

Plain and simple: a parody of the TV cartoon title, "Fairly OddParents".
Timmy is an unaverage boy,
That everyone understands
Mom and Dad and VickI never giving him commands.

VickI: BARIUM ENEMA, BABY FAG!!!

Doom and gloom up in his room,
Is never broken instantly,
By his magic big elephants who deny his every wish,
Cause in reality they are his Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents
Wanda: Douches & enemas!
Cosmo: Massengill & Fleet!

Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
Real even, pee Steven, buff bod, hot rod,
Timmy: Obtuse, mother goose, mongoose, guava juice,
Giant snake, birthday cake, small french fries, strawberry milkshake!!!

Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
It doesn't make you mild when you're a child with Fairly EvenParents!

Vicky: No wrong.
by Telephony February 20, 2015
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Feminator

A plastic, lidded plastic urinal jug specifically designed for women.
{Jackie}: Hey Doral, can you please pass me the Feminator under your car seat, I really have to go!
{Doral}: Sure Jackie, but it kinda reeks because somebody forgot to douche off the asinine thing from our last road trip.
{Jackie}: That's alright -- just pass me the fucking thing before I piss my panties!
by Telephony June 24, 2014
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urinehead

Somebody who has enuresis (pisses the bed) well past his or her childhood years.
{Dave; at a jr. high basketball game to his 12 year-old stepbrother}: He wets the bed, urinehead!!!
by Telephony April 09, 2013
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Open Mike

A rather unfortunately common misspelling of the phrase, "open mic" which is an event staged by bars & nightclubs allow ordinary people to go onstage and sing, tell dirty jokes, or spout off a bountifully overflowing cornucopia of toilet tongue just to try and liven up an otherwise dull house.

Seen in printed material only (such as a sign in a window); as "open mike" and, "open mic" are pronounced exactly the same.
MAY 31 OPEN MIKE FROM 7 TO 11
by Telephony May 14, 2015
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whizzer

Another name for one of those wall-mounted porcelain or stainless steel urinals.
Hey! Don't use that whizzer on the left because it shoots pee at your head when you flush the fucker!!!
by Telephony August 07, 2015
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