Telephony's definitions

sewerpipe pasta

What some people call Penne pasta because it looks like little itty bitty sewerpipes.

{From a grocery list}:

light blubs
Special K cereal
sewerpipe pasta
taper powels
bungwipe

by Telephony April 25, 2017

holio

How Beavis from MTV's Beavis and Butt-Head might say the word, "hole" esp. when suffixed to something e.g. bunghole, cornhole, wormhole, posthole digger, etc,

I am cornholio! I need TP for my postholio digger because I don't want my bungholio to get a holio and end up going down a wormholio!

by Telephony May 30, 2017

Freshness With a Fuck

A fake, phoney-bologna jingle sung to the tune of the Glade Spin-Fresh air deodouriser jingle.

♫Freshness with a fuck,♫
♫Plug it up plug it up!♫

The phrase, "plug it up" is how one says, "plug it in" in the UK.

by Telephony June 23, 2017

piss lens

A yellow photographic / videographic lens filter, making the entire scene look as though somebody had urinated all over the place -- on people, walls, furniture, plants -- I mean EVERYTHING!

A good part of the movie,"Behind Enemy Lines II" was filmed with a damn piss lens!

by Telephony November 5, 2017

Fell heezes over

Used if you don't have the balls to say, "Hell freezes over". Also it can be used on fora or BBSs when the onboard censor nukes the word Hell.

Snow in Houston? When Fell heezes over!

by Telephony December 11, 2017

Fell heezes over

Used if you don't have the balls to say, "Hell freezes over". Also it can be used on fora or BBSs when the onboard censor nukes the word Hell.

Snow in Houston? When Fell heezes over!

by Telephony December 12, 2017

Uranus

The seventh planet from the Sun, classified as an ice giant. Uranus is basically a large ball of hydrogen, methane, helium, and, to a lesser extent, ammonia which imparts a blue color. It is also very cold, with temperatures in the neighbourhood of 357° F (-216° C).

The name has become the butt (pun not intended) of many ass jokes; I think you can see why.

Some astronomers pronounce it, "ūr′·ə·nəs" (YERR'uh ness) in order to help stem the tide of Uranus-related ass jokes while others still prefer the original pronunciation, "ū·rā′·nəs" (your ANUS).

Look in this new Celestron telescope! See that little blue thing? That's Uranus.

by Telephony February 20, 2018