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Definitions by Telephony

Punky Crisps 

A phoney-bologna fictitious fake non-existant breakfast cereal; the label on the lids of some recycling bins clearly show a box of Punky Crisps cereal but I've never heard of it and I don't know where to purchase this product.
You can drop the following items into this bin:

LIFESTYLE magazine
Computer News magazine
MAD magazine
Punky Crisps cereal boxes
TIME magazine
Punky Crisps by Telephony July 23, 2014

Pissed-off life 

On Karl Bartos' song, "Overdrive", you can clearly hear him say, "Pissed-off life" yet it's supposed to be, "Kiss of life".
I blew the fuse
I blew my mind
Pissed-off life
Overdrive
Pissed-off life by Telephony July 21, 2014
A combination toliet / urinal.
Yes, this product actually exists; I shit you not!
Mary, it's your turn to clean that gosh darn diddly-arn urilet this week!
urilet by Telephony July 21, 2014

prison comby 

A combination toliet / lavatory (sink) found in prison cells.
Often called a, "suicide-resistant prison comby" or, "ligature-resistant prison comby" because the toliet portion has no seat and only a small amount of water is present in the bottom of the bowl after flushing it -- this helps to prevent inmates from attempting to drown themselves or getting their heads between the seat & bowl.

Sometimes they are simply called an aluminum thunderflush because they flush quickly and loudly.
{Inmate}: Guard, my prison comby has no hot water and doesn't flush.
prison comby by Telephony July 21, 2014

prison comby 

A combination toliet / lavatory (sink) found in prison cells.
Often called a, "suicide-resistant prison comby" or, "ligature-resistant prison comby" because the toliet portion has no seat and only a small amount of water is present in the bottom of the bowl after flushing it -- this helps to prevent inmates from attempting to drown themselves or getting their heads between the seat & bowl.

Sometimes they are simply called an aluminum thunderflush because they flush quickly and loudly.
{Inmate}: Guard, my prison comby has no hot water and doesn't flush.
prison comby by Telephony July 21, 2014

faggot sweat 

Perspiration (usually, but not always from the pittles) from a homosexual male.
Mark, what's that pitted-out shirt doing halfway under the bed?
{Mark}: DON'T TOUCH THAT NASTY-ASS THING!!! It's got faggot sweat on it and you'll turn queer if you pick it up!
faggot sweat by Telephony July 20, 2014

sysop sweat 

Perspiration (usually but not always from the pittles) from a sysop {short for, "system operator"}, a person who operates a BBS.
{Julio}: Hey Dave! What's that wet shit on the floor?!?
{Dave}: Oh nothing Julio. It's just some sysop sweat.
sysop sweat by Telephony July 20, 2014