spermmistake

A child that you (your wife or girlfriend actually!) didn't really want to have.
I personally download Ipad game apps every time one's offered as the "Free App of the Day", because they are very good learning tools for young kids. Whether I'm watching over a relative, or taking care of my own spermmistakes, I'll at least have something better than flash cards and repeating "Ball" 500 times while the child would rather make spider webs with his own slobber.
by Telephony September 09, 2013
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say

What many people speak or type when they really mean to speak or type the word, "read".
{Susie, on telephone with pawn shop}: This slip says that the due date is June 10.
{Pawnbroker, on other end of telephone}: That's funny, I don't hear it saying anything!
by Telephony June 10, 2015
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toilet tongue

A phrase that means cussing -- like "potty mouth", "garbage mouth", or "gutter mouth".
Don't drop that coffeepot on your foot, or you'll develop a case of toilet tongue so severe, the casting director for National Lampoon's new movie "@*$%! You and @*$%! The @*$%ing @*$%! Too!" might call and want you to play the lead role.
by Telephony November 20, 2010
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I Changed the Garbage

A little jingle sung to the tune of, "I Shot the Sheriff" that I made up back in 2006 or 2007.
I changed the garbage, ♫
♫ And I took out the re-cy-cl-ing! ♫
♫ I changed the garbage, ♫
♫ And I took out the re-cy-cl-ing! ♫
by Telephony August 02, 2015
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computator

Somebody who spends the majority of their free time on their computer.

May also be used to describe the computer neophyte.
{From a TV spot for portable generators}:

Got a new incinerator,
Got a cool refrigerator,
Smell ya later computator
WORK! HOME!! PLAY!!!
by Telephony July 03, 2014
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barbie pin

What many people call a "bobby pin" -- the U-shaped pin used singly or in multiple to hold hair in a particular style.
{Jane}: Hey Linda, may I please borrow a barbie pin?
{Linda}: Sure, they're just to the right of my lavatory. Take as many as you need.
by Telephony October 10, 2014
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walltoliet

Another name for a wall-mounted porcelain urinal.
Gary, call the plumber! Somebody shoved paper towels or something into that walltoliet and flooded it!!
by Telephony November 26, 2010
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