Telephony's definitions

There's Poo-Poo In the Head

A fictional, phoney-bologna, fake made-up song sung to the tune of the children's song, "The Farmer in the Dell".
Sung when you lift the toliet lid and find that some total asshaberedasher has left a big fat shit in the bowl and failed to flush.

♫ There's poo-poo in the head ♫
♫ There's poo-poo in the head ♫
♫ Don't forget to flush again ♫
♫ There's poo-poo in the head ♫

by Telephony September 12, 2016

fuck you and the horse that rode you in

A stronger way of saying the phrase, "fuck you and the horse you rode in on".

{Chris}: Todd, it's your turn to clean the Collecto* out tonight.
{Todd}: Christ, I cleaned the fucking thing last night and the night before! Fuck you and the horse that rode you in!

* The Collecto (abbr. for the Winston CollectraMatic) is the pressurised deep fat fryer used for preparing Original Recipe chicken at Kentucky Fried Chicken.

by Telephony July 29, 2014

hucking fot

A way to say the phrase, "fucking hot" that bypasses the onboard censor in online BBSs, forums (or fora if you want to be an anal-retentive prick about it) and other locations where the use of curse words might be inappropriate.

Jesus Christ, it's hucking fot outside!
Somebody please throw another log on the air conditioner!!!

by Telephony December 28, 2020

foot-testicle

What some people think of the sport of football (NOT fùtbol) when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.

Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch foot-testicle on telly even though it's Supertolietbowl Sunday. I know that you hate football with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.

by Telephony February 2, 2019

SuperBowel™

Another name for the Super Bowl, the Supertolietbowl, the Commercialbowl, etc. -- the annual championship game between the NFC and AFC.

{Ron} Hey Steve? Happen to know who won the Super Bowl this year?
{Steve} I didn't watch the SuperBowel™; I'm just not into foot-testicle ya know.

by Telephony February 2, 2020

pit shit

Underarm deodouriser of any type (aerosol, roll-on, stick, wipes).

Jason smelled like the proverbial rose today because he doubled up on pit shit this morning.

by Telephony August 6, 2015

merferator

The cardboard core inside of a toilet roll.

Hey, this TP is down to the merferator! Can you toss me another roll?

by Telephony November 16, 2010