Telephony's definitions

polygrip test

What Butt-Head of TV's Beavis and Butt-Head calls a polygraph test aka. a lie detector test in the episode, "Liar! Liar!"

{Beavis}: What are they going to do to us?
{Butt-Head}: I think they're going to make us take one of those polygrip tests.

by Telephony April 24, 2020

litterbox muscle

The feline analogue to the toilet muscle -- that is, a cat's ass.

{Debbie}: Craig, Nikki's litterbox muscle is dirty again.
{Craig}: Ok mom, I'll get Nikki cleaned up straight away.

by Telephony June 14, 2014

Pissed-off life

On Karl Bartos' song, "Overdrive", you can clearly hear him say, "Pissed-off life" yet it's supposed to be, "Kiss of life".

I blew the fuse
I blew my mind
Pissed-off life
Overdrive

by Telephony July 21, 2014

washingmachinemouth

A situation (usually occurring telephonically but may happen in face-to-face conversations as well) where the speaker talksandtalksandtalksandtalkinonelongboringrepetitivedroningsentencewithnospacesorpunctuationinit. :-/

Don't call Pete because he has washingmachinemouth and he will talk your goddamn ear off!

by Telephony December 21, 2013

peecat

A cat that smells like pee because another cat pissed on the peecat while it was sleeping.

Fade is a peecat. I gently stroked his back and part of his tail and my hand smelled like cat piss.

by Telephony July 17, 2016

leave a stinky

To leave a shit that is unexpectedly stinky and intentionally failing to flush the loo afterward; the unflushed poo really fucking reeks and makes the bathroom stink to high heaven.

Johnny retaliated for his mother asking him to clean his room by going into the bathroom to leave a stinky.

by Telephony February 15, 2019

horse pig

Vulgar slang term for a mounted police officer (a, "mountie" as a Canadian citizen would call them).

{Husoos}: Hey Hozay! Better stash that dope quickly! There's a horse pig coming this way!
{Hozay}: Thanks for the warning Husoos!!! Dope stashed!!!

by Telephony November 28, 2012