fag bar

A bar whose entire (or almost entire) clientele consists of homosexuals.
Synonymous with gay bar only more vulgar.

Drake and Josh went to that fag bar in Vegas -- Gipsy I think it was called before Jon Taffer and his Bar Rescue crew went there and fixed it.

by Telephony May 18, 2015

Tricker Treat

What many children think the phrase, "Trick Or Treat" might be spelled; it sounds virtually identical to that phrase hence the confusion.

A group of children dressed in silly costumes rang Eduardo's doorbell on Halloween evening, and said (in near-perfect unison), "Tricker Treat" when he answered. Eduardo slammed the door in their faces, so they egged his brand spanken new Lexus, blew up his mailbox with an M-80, and covered his house with toliet paper.

by Telephony October 31, 2015

pee the dog

Letting the dog go outside to pee and/or drop a few stools.

{John}: Martha, can you pee the dog, please? I think that he has to go poddy.
...
{Martha}: John, I pee'd the dog but he didn't piss or shit.

by Telephony December 23, 2021

synthetic birds

The sound of a bird chirping created either via computer software or synthesizer hardware. Found in some types of "house" music.
No actual birds are harmed when synthetic birds are used.

I listened to a song by some house group a few days ago that had synthetic birds in it.

by Telephony January 02, 2015

faggetaboudit

How somebody on the east coast (such as New York city) might pronounce the phrase, "forget about it".

{Ronald}: Hey Lisa, check out the Statue of Liberty!!!
{Lisa}: Faggetaboudit Ron! I've already dseen it a thousand times!!!

by Telephony June 07, 2013

Hose down

To shoot somebody with a gun; shooting in such a manner that the target is either dead as a doorknob or unable to walk away.

Did you hear that Bernie in Seattle got hosed down last week?

I so want to hose down that dumb stupid enemabag, but I don't want to go to jail.

by Telephony September 14, 2010

Jon Taffer

The host of the successful TV reality program, Bar Rescue shown on Spike TV, in which Jon finds bars that are going down the toliet for some reason or other (shitty sanitation, crappy management, poopy bar food, seedy crowds, problems with the liquor, hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt, etc. and then retrains the bar & kitchen staff for new food & drink recipes and rebuilds the bar itself in hopes that the new branding and new food & bar menus will bring back customers.

Jon Taffer and his Bar Rescue crew are going to try and rescue the Pink Toenail Cocktail Lounge tomorrow! Now THAT I've GOT to see!!! :-O

by Telephony April 26, 2015