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pissbrain

Similar to a peabrain but with a much greater measure of stupidity; only a true retard could be a pissbrain.

May also be used to describe some asshaberdasher who actually urinates into his brain by connecting a small-diameter hose from their ding-a-ling (or peehole) to one of their ears (probably one with a busted tympanic membrane {eardrum}) and then passing micturition through rhe tube; thus filling their cranium with piss..
Geez, look at Horhay over there attempting to force a triangular peg through a circular opening! What a fucking pissbrain!
by Telephony March 20, 2014
mugGet the pissbrainmug.

dick drugs

What some people call, "dick medication" -- that is, drugs like Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, etc. designed to give men with perpetually limp dicks the ability to get a boner.
{Husoos}: Hey Hoolio, don't forget to take some dick drugs to work with you. Chug one of those bitches down when you leave so that you can cornhole me when you get home.

{Hoolio}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Husoos!
by Telephony February 26, 2017
mugGet the dick drugsmug.

urinepenis

Plain and simple: a peacock.
"Pea" sounds like, "pee" and, "cock" is self-explanatory.
Didja hear that the zoo has a new urinepenis on display?
by Telephony December 11, 2020
mugGet the urinepenismug.

Freshness With a Fuck

A fake, phoney-bologna jingle sung to the tune of the Glade Spin-Fresh air deodouriser jingle.
♫Freshness with a fuck,♫
Plug it up plug it up!♫

The phrase, "plug it up" is how one says, "plug it in" in the UK.
by Telephony June 23, 2017
mugGet the Freshness With a Fuckmug.

cat piss house

A house that smells like cat pee even though there are no cats. The usual cause is that the occupants are cooking meth.
Don't go to that house down the street because it's a cat piss house!
by Telephony December 23, 2017
mugGet the cat piss housemug.

plug it up

How one would say the phrase, "plug it in" in the UK.
See that unplugged lamp next to the couch? Please be a dearie and plug it up for me.
by Telephony August 28, 2018
mugGet the plug it upmug.

Crabby Pattie

A clump of cat urine (often found with one or more sewer pickles) in the plastic cat toliet if a clumping kitty litter is used. Gets its name from the Krabby Patty, a sandwich made at the Krusty Krab by SpongeBob SquarePants because it is often somewhat flattened and patty-shaped.

Note spelling; the Krabby Patty is generally known to be delectable -- you simply would not want to eat a clump of cat potty.
Mom, I only found one Crabby Pattie in Boots' litterbox this morning.
by Telephony March 30, 2015
mugGet the Crabby Pattiemug.

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