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assbonnet

This word simply means a female asshat.
Damn, Linda is such an assbonnet for putting a whole box of laundry soap in the dorm washing machine and then starting it!
by Telephony July 24, 2014
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barbie pin

What many people call a "bobby pin" -- the U-shaped pin used singly or in multiple to hold hair in a particular style.
{Jane}: Hey Linda, may I please borrow a barbie pin?
{Linda}: Sure, they're just to the right of my lavatory. Take as many as you need.
by Telephony October 11, 2014
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Fairly EvenParents

Plain and simple: a parody of the TV cartoon title, "Fairly OddParents".
Timmy is an unaverage boy,
That everyone understands
Mom and Dad and VickI never giving him commands.

VickI: BARIUM ENEMA, BABY FAG!!!

Doom and gloom up in his room,
Is never broken instantly,
By his magic big elephants who deny his every wish,
Cause in reality they are his Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents
Wanda: Douches & enemas!
Cosmo: Massengill & Fleet!

Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
Real even, pee Steven, buff bod, hot rod,
Timmy: Obtuse, mother goose, mongoose, guava juice,
Giant snake, birthday cake, small french fries, strawberry milkshake!!!

Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
It doesn't make you mild when you're a child with Fairly EvenParents!

Vicky: No wrong.
by Telephony February 19, 2015
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toilet paper warden

A person (typically the leader of a sizeable household) that rations out bungwipe on an as-needed basis.
The need for toilet paper wardens became evident when the COVD-19 (coronavirus) pandemic of 2020 caused massive hoarding (and subsequent depletion) of rollios across the United States.
Kim has volunteered to become the toilet paper warden of the Trowbridge household because little Heidi upstairs has been going through massive amounts of paper toliets in attempts to grow algae and fungi in cups.
by Telephony March 26, 2020
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PO

Pit odour.
Also known as AO. Similar to BO but somebody with PO reeks very strongly of funky pits.
Piss you!!! That dude that just went past has a terrible case of PO!!! :-(
by Telephony July 25, 2020
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spambag

What you might call some butt wagon who deluges your email inbox with unwelcome spam email messages.
That fucking spambag keeps sending this shit about how I can make my penus rock hard and how I can buy houses for 49¢! Grrrr!!! $*@#%
by Telephony October 11, 2021
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There's Pussy in the Box

A phoney-bologna fake made-up jingle sung when you encounter a housecat in a cardboard box.
In this context, the word, "pussy" does not mean a woman's flower! :-O
{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♪ There's pussy in the box
♪ There's pussy in the box
♪ Don't turn up the stereo ♪
♪ There's pussy in the box
by Telephony January 19, 2017
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