Synthetic clapping is the sound of clapping hands made by a synthesizer or through a software program like Synth-Werk rather than being made by a person clapping his or her own hands.
by Telephony May 23, 2014
A phoney-bologna fake made-up jingle sung when you encounter a housecat in a cardboard box.
In this context, the word, "pussy" does not mean a woman's flower! :-O
In this context, the word, "pussy" does not mean a woman's flower! :-O
{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:
♪ There's pussy in the box ♪
♪ There's pussy in the box ♪
♪ Don't turn up the stereo ♪
♪ There's pussy in the box ♪
♪ There's pussy in the box ♪
♪ There's pussy in the box ♪
♪ Don't turn up the stereo ♪
♪ There's pussy in the box ♪
by Telephony January 19, 2017
What you might call some butt wagon who deluges your email inbox with unwelcome spam email messages.
That fucking spambag keeps sending this shit about how I can make my penus rock hard and how I can buy houses for 49¢! Grrrr!!! $*@#%
by Telephony October 11, 2021
How Beavis from MTV's Beavis and Butt-Head might say the word, "hole" esp. when suffixed to something e.g. bunghole, cornhole, wormhole, posthole digger, etc,
I am cornholio! I need TP for my postholio digger because I don't want my bungholio to get a holio and end up going down a wormholio!
by Telephony May 30, 2017
This word is definitely ***NOT*** pronounced \poa THEED'\ -- a person who's only real goal is to spark up another bowl; basically ignoring all else unlike a regular, garden-variety stoner.
{Chris}: Hey Joe, you know why Danny didn't show up for work this morning, donchya?
{Joe}: Yeah I do actually. Danny is a real pothead, and probably pissed away his last $20 on a dime bag for Christ sakes!!!
{Joe}: Yeah I do actually. Danny is a real pothead, and probably pissed away his last $20 on a dime bag for Christ sakes!!!
by Telephony April 22, 2012
{Jackie}: Hey Doral, can you please pass me the Feminator under your car seat, I really have to go!
{Doral}: Sure Jackie, but it kinda reeks because somebody forgot to douche off the asinine thing from our last road trip.
{Jackie}: That's alright -- just pass me the fucking thing before I piss my panties!
{Doral}: Sure Jackie, but it kinda reeks because somebody forgot to douche off the asinine thing from our last road trip.
{Jackie}: That's alright -- just pass me the fucking thing before I piss my panties!
by Telephony June 24, 2014
Means the same as the phrase, "just to be sure"; the "it's Westinghouse" part originated from television commercials for Westinghouse Electric in the 1950s, who's catchphrase was, "You can be sure, if it's Westinghouse".
{Craig}: Hey Paul, did you remember to charge your wheelchair today?
{Paul}: I think so but let me check just to be sure it's Westinghouse.
{Paul}: I think so but let me check just to be sure it's Westinghouse.
by Telephony July 28, 2014