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pee the dog

Letting the dog go outside to pee and/or drop a few stools.
{John}: Martha, can you pee the dog, please? I think that he has to go poddy.
...
{Martha}: John, I pee'd the dog but he didn't piss or shit.
by Telephony December 22, 2021
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datastorm

A website with a huge quantity of data (much more than what it would appear to be from outward appearance) is said to be hitting you with a datastorm.
Look here Marty!
The main menu of this guy's website reads that the site has an incredible 2.275684417289077 terabytes of user-accessible content! What a fucking datastorm!!!
by Telephony February 14, 2015
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snart

What you call it when you sneeze and fart simultaneously.
{Jose}: Ahhh-hhh-hhhh-CHOO (brap!)
Fuck I just snarted!!!
by Telephony September 3, 2020
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flashaholic

Somebody who is really addicted to flashlights.

A typical flashaholic might have dozens of them; hardcore flashaholics might have hundreds or (in one documented case) close to 1,500 of the bright little suckers!!!
The word was coined a number of years ago on a BBS about flashlights.
Hey Josh!
Did you hear that Craig is a true flashaholic, with 1,497 flashlights, lasers, and other assorted things that flash, blink, or otherwise emit EM radiation in the range of 380nm to 780nm?
What a kick in the head!!!
by Telephony January 13, 2011
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prick

1: (n.) Vulgar slang term for penis.
2: (n.) A worthless fucking asshole; a true-blue total asshaberdasher.
3: (v.) To stick oneself with a pin, needle, lancet, or other small sharp object; usually to the point of bleeding.
Yeah baby, shove your prick in my asshole!
That fucking prick just stole my Skittles!
Part of diabetes testing involves pricking your finger with a lancet to make it bleed.
by Telephony January 22, 2020
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flexible container of Massengill

A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.
Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!
by Telephony May 4, 2013
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spider under the table

This phrase means exactly the same as a fly on the wall -- that is, somebody who covertly watches or listens in on something that is not intended for them to see or hear.
From the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode, "Lower Decks":

"How would you like to be a spider under that table?"
"What?"
"A spider under the table."
"Is that like a fly on the wall?"
"I guess so."
by Telephony August 29, 2014
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