cigarette stub

Another name for a cigarette butt.

Hey Jackson!
Check out that sand urn in front of the 7-11!!
It's just overflowing with cigarette stubs -- guess nobody believes in cleaning the fucker!!!

by Telephony August 16, 2013

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dog water

Preseminal fluid (aka., "precum") that comes out of a dog's dick before the actual semen does.
It is very thin (like water) and nearly transparent.

Johnny's black lab is shooting dog water all over the rug because he knows that there's a bitch in heat nearby.

by Telephony August 15, 2020

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carpet pig

Young children; offspring, kids, spawn, etc.

Hey Helen?
How's that little carpet pig of yours doing?
Has he gotten into any mischief lately?

by Telephony June 02, 2011

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pee the dog

Letting the dog go outside to pee and/or drop a few stools.

{John}: Martha, can you pee the dog, please? I think that he has to go poddy.
...
{Martha}: John, I pee'd the dog but he didn't piss or shit.

by Telephony December 22, 2021

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datastorm

A website with a huge quantity of data (much more than what it would appear to be from outward appearance) is said to be hitting you with a datastorm.

Look here Marty!
The main menu of this guy's website reads that the site has an incredible 2.275684417289077 terabytes of user-accessible content! What a fucking datastorm!!!

by Telephony February 14, 2015

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