The farmer and the Dell

You might think that this is the nursery rhyme (song), "The Farmer in the Dell", but in this case, the farmer has a Dell brand computer and is learning how to program it.

♫The farmer and the Dell,♫
♫The farmer and the Dell,♫
♫High ho the stereo♫
♫The farmer and the Dell!♫

by Telephony July 27, 2014

flite

How a faggot would spell the word, "flight"

{Seen on a PC demo by Urine Potato of the demo group TDM from 2010}

A ? TO EVERYONE: ONLY A FAGGOT WOULD REPLACE "GHT" WITH "TE". .. EX. FLIGHT AND FLITE. NIGHT AND NITE. WHAT IS YOUR GUY'S GAY INCEST WITH THE "TE" COMBO?

by Telephony September 04, 2021

the grinder

What some people call using the shower; usually a quick one.

{Ella}: Cummon honey, it's almost time to go to work.
{Norm}: Just a few minutes Ella, I need to go through the grinder first.

by Telephony October 13, 2014

hosed down

Shot with a gun; either mortally or to the point of where the shooting victim is totally incapacitated.

Hey Mike, did you hear that Chris in Juneau got hosed down a couple of days ago?

by Telephony November 29, 2011

sweepinator

A pair of contestants who excels on the TV game show Supermarket Sweep.

Look at that sweepintor go!
The health & beauty aids section has a lot of products in small packages, but that sweepinator knows that they'll bring big bucks at the checkout counter!

by Telephony June 01, 2020

sack-e-poo

A phrase (spoken as though it were a single word) that simply means, "bed".

{Paul} After I finish this smoke, I'm gonna hit the sack-e-poo.
{Craig} Sounds good. Good night Paul!

by Telephony September 18, 2019

Tolietty Money

What you might call the rock legend, "Johnny Cash"

John is another name for a toliet, and cash is another name for money.

We're going to see Tolietty Money perform at the Gorge Amphitheatre this evening. Wanna join us?

by Telephony May 13, 2015