Telephony's definitions

sweat

An unfortunate (but shockingly common) misspelling of the word sweet.

{seen on a sign above the loo in a public restroom

If You Dribble
While You Piddle
Please Be Sweat
And Wipe the Seat.

by Telephony October 4, 2019

muckie

Mud; usually combined with at least 50% animal waste such as pig poop, horse puckey, bull shit, elephant dung, rabbit pellets, etc.

♪ The Candyman makes, ♪
♪ Everything he bakes, ♪
♪ Really really fucking yucky. ♪
♪ You'll end up knee-deep in muckie, ♪
♪ What a big load of horse puckey! ♪

by Telephony September 29, 2019

sack-e-poo

A phrase (spoken as though it were a single word) that simply means, "bed".

{Paul} After I finish this smoke, I'm gonna hit the sack-e-poo.
{Craig} Sounds good. Good night Paul!

by Telephony September 18, 2019

faggotistic

Of, or possessing the qualities of being gay; e.g. the stereotypical limp wrist (e.g. the person has LWS aka. broken wrist syndrome), the lisp, the hands on the hips, waving his ass around, etc.

Look at that dude over there. He's so faggotistic, he must be a real flamer!

by Telephony September 14, 2019

walltoilet

Misspelled as walltoliet in another UD definition.
Another name for one of those wall-mounted porcelain or stainless steel urinals.

Gary, call the plumber! Somebody shoved paper towels or something into that walltoilet and flooded it!!

by Telephony September 10, 2019

shitted off

It means the same as pissed off but with much more severity.

Jack was piddled-off...no, pissed off...er...um...fucking shitted off that some true-blue total asshaberdasher had kicked the urinal off the wall and then smashed it to bits with a hammer, knowing full well that it will be months before Jack can afford to have it replaced!

by Telephony September 7, 2019

Debbieitis

Acting in a totally irrational manner; e.g. lying in bed all day and getting other household members (not even related to you) to do all of your bidding; e.g., getting you a cup of water when the tap is only eight feet away, getting them to steal rollios when the cabinet that it's in is only three feet away, not washing any of their dishes or dealing with the boatload of garbage in their room, forcing others to cook food (stolen from other housemates) and serve it to you on a silver platter, etc.

Man, Heidi is developing a terrible case of Debbieitis! She never picks up her garbage or washes even a single dish! I'm really getting shitted off at the little cunt!!! :-(

by Telephony September 7, 2019