fruit of the broom

A homosexual man that likes to sweep.

"Your friend likes to clean alot, huh?"
"Yeah! We call him fruit of the broom!"
".... Oh. That's.... original."

by TeeJayDubDub February 10, 2022

G-Tip

An apparatus used for cleansing a thug ass niggas ear canal area, specifically the part where that nasty ass gunky yellow shit builds up on a nigga. (Like forreal, what the fuck is that shit?)

Whilst I drip dry, my bitches use dem G-Tip’s on my sexy ass ears.

by TeeJayDubDub September 03, 2019

chink bag

The Asian version of said cunt bag.

Wow. Did you see her eyes?! She was totally a chink bag!

by TeeJayDubDub October 17, 2019

tiddens

Is Daddy's lil girl whenever he wants her to be.

Man, that bitch was my tiddens last night.

She's fine! She must be a tiddens!

by TeeJayDubDub August 12, 2019

Tablut

When your trick ass Samsung Tablet decides to be a Bluetooth slut and connect with every other device ‘CEPT yours

I can’t get my fucking tablut to cast this porno.

by TeeJayDubDub August 17, 2019

Cranjus McBasketball

One of the funny names mentioned on Impractical Jokers.
Said by Sal Vulcano.
#1

When I call your name, go ahead and go in.
Here's the first name..

Cranjus McBasketball?

by TeeJayDubDub December 04, 2020

bye af

It’s low-key just another way to say miss me with that shit.

And then she was like Shia LaBeouf is not hot!
Girl, bye af.

by TeeJayDubDub December 02, 2020