Tee Cee Deez's definitions

Loadquidity

Loadquidity

A term used to describe an individual who has either given or received so many loads to one individual, they have accrued equity.

There was a point in life I was worried Tara was going to leave me, but I feel with all the sex we’ve had and the money shots I’ve delivered, I have an excessive amount of Loadquidity

by Tee Cee Deez April 10, 2020

Bulge Bouncer

An individual who does nothing but scope the bulges in a males pants, and once they’ve noticed one of an ample enough size, bulge bounces to the next guy.

Jenny became a bulge bouncer when she scoped mikes dong and left me for it. I’m devastated!

by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2020

Bungholegamous

A male that is in either a heterosexual or homosexual relationship that is a strictly a bunghole monogamous relationship.

Holy shit I just talked to Keith and he officially broke it off with tiny. Apparently, Keith thought their relationship was Bungholegamous and was absolutely devastated when he walked in on tiny getting dismantled by Crisco. I hope tiny doesn’t catch an STD, Crisco is a disgusting fuck!

by Tee Cee Deez November 18, 2021

Canitize

The act of cleaning another persons anus before slipping your dong in the ass.

I was about to rail Sophie, but her ass was so shitloaded I had to canitize it to make sure it was clean.

by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2020

Desquirtified

The official label one receives after they have made the unfortunate decision to get a vasectomy.

Did you hear the news about Jason? His wife Andrea made him get a vasectomy, and now he’s Desquirtified since he blows blank loads. I feel for the guy, he was proud of his two man army.

by Tee Cee Deez February 28, 2020

Dong Dorm

A mouth or vagina

I’m meet this girl named Susan, and the only thing I wanted from her was unlimited access to her Dong Dorm

by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019

Searcey

A term used to describe anything Sears related going out of business, ie Sears department store or your average John.

Jesus, did you see the debate between Rick and John yesterday? Rick owned him like he does every average opponent, especially those named John. It was Searcey the way John was shutdown. Maybe he should resign from life!

by Tee Cee Deez June 13, 2021