Tee Cee Deez's definitions

Bulge Bouncer

An individual who does nothing but scope the bulges in a males pants, and once they’ve noticed one of an ample enough size, bulge bounces to the next guy.

Jenny became a bulge bouncer when she scoped mikes dong and left me for it. I’m devastated!

by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2020

Loadworthy

An individual who upon first sight, are deemed to be worthy of you blowing a load in or on.

The moment I laid eyes on Bonnie, I knew she was Loadworthy.

by Tee Cee Deez February 15, 2019

Daddy Big Dong

This is a description of an older gentleman, who is well off, wears velour sweatsuits, and his bulge is unmistakably noticeable to all that he is around.

I was at a gas station, and this guy in his 60’s starts hitting on a girl half his age. She told him she would love to hang with a Daddy Big Dong. The woman he hit on is now my ex wife!

by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019

Covidia

Is a term used to describe a hybrid virus that is Covid-19 and chlamydia can only be transmitted only through sexual intercourse.

Did you hear about poor Jake? I guess he railed Betty Sue which was his dream, but a few days later, he had a hellacious temperature, a cough and his Dong was leaking like a water faucet. After consulting his physician, Jake was told he was the first known case of Covidia. Luckily the temperature has subsided, but poor Jakes dong is still flowing like the Niagara Falls.

by Tee Cee Deez March 31, 2020

Dumperdick Blues

A feeling of loss, sorrow, and total emptiness, because without explanation, your partner has denied all access to the dumper.

I’m not sure what’s going on with Amber, but it’s been at least a month since we have had anal sex. I’ve got a case of the Dumperdick Blues, and if I don’t get into that brown nectar soon, it’s going to get worse.

by Tee Cee Deez February 19, 2019

Esophagus Annihilater

Simply a term used to describe a dong of gigantic proportion.

We were at a party and I was taking June to a room to get some action. I opened the door to Tim’s room, and holy shit what did I see, Tammy was sucking the shit out of his Esophagus Annihilater. Oddly enough, Tammy was out sick with a severely sore throat. Poor girl!

by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020

Candemic

Candemic is a word used to describe the transmission of a sometimes lethal, sometimes mundane, worldwide virus by strictly having intercourse in the ass aka the can and upon transmission, unfortunately becomes ground zero for the pandemic.

I was talking to Cramer last week and apparently old dumper queef Keith is ground zero for the new flesh eating dong disease that has started to spread. I guess because its transmitted through anal sex he’s started a candemic!

by Tee Cee Deez March 13, 2020