This is a description of an older gentleman, who is well off, wears velour sweatsuits, and his bulge is unmistakably noticeable to all that he is around.
I was at a gas station, and this guy in his 60’s starts hitting on a girl half his age. She told him she would love to hang with a Daddy Big Dong. The woman he hit on is now my ex wife!
by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019
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Did you hear about poor Jake? I guess he railed Betty Sue which was his dream, but a few days later, he had a hellacious temperature, a cough and his Dong was leaking like a water faucet. After consulting his physician, Jake was told he was the first known case of Covidia. Luckily the temperature has subsided, but poor Jakes dong is still flowing like the Niagara Falls.
by Tee Cee Deez March 31, 2020
Get the Covidia mug.Old Jenna was telling me she got railroaded by our buddy Bill, and when he finished, Jenna peeled back his Hog Hood to clean the excess load. Bill is lucky it was Jenna who used her Jism Juicer to clean it, she’s an expert who uses no teeth!
by Tee Cee Deez April 09, 2020
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A term used to describe an individual who has either given or received so many loads to one individual, they have accrued equity.
A term used to describe an individual who has either given or received so many loads to one individual, they have accrued equity.
There was a point in life I was worried Tara was going to leave me, but I feel with all the sex we’ve had and the money shots I’ve delivered, I have an excessive amount of Loadquidity
by Tee Cee Deez April 10, 2020
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I’m not sure what’s going on with Amber, but it’s been at least a month since we have had anal sex. I’ve got a case of the Dumperdick Blues, and if I don’t get into that brown nectar soon, it’s going to get worse.
by Tee Cee Deez February 19, 2019
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