Definitions by Tee Cee Deez
Broner
Is a term used to describe a situation where two guys get shitfaced, pass out in the same bed, and at some point end up spooning, and upon waking up realize the big spoon has a boner and it’s poking his bro.
I was talking to Austin this morning and apparently he and Otto had quite a night. Apparently, they got completely fucking hammered, passed out, spooned, which Austin was the little spoon, and woke up to Otto having a Broner. I said what the fuck is a Broner, and Austin said it’s when your bro gets a boner and the throbbing member ends up touching you in some capacity. Hopefully they don’t strike up a Bunghole Bromance.
Broner by Tee Cee Deez March 18, 2020
Rectum Reliever
Man, I was tearing Tanyas ass apart last night and she tapped out. As she was crying mercy, she said why don’t you stuff it it my Rectum Reliever. I asked her what she meant, and she opened her mouth and I obliged! What a great woman.
Rectum Reliever by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020
Sidewalk Scraper
Well, I’ve now heard it all. Apparently Keith went to the midget tossing competition, and this little guy named Otto won. I guess Otto was so excited, he ripped his clothes off and what was hiding underneath? A 12 inch Sidewalk Scraper. Keith said he was a little devastated with the load, not very big at all. He said the Dong to ball ratio wasn’t right, but the girth of the old clamslammer made up for it!
Sidewalk Scraper by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020
Akneehilated
Well well well, you wouldn’t believe the news. Remember old Randy and his dong to the knee? Word is he got with a 20 year old who has never been with a man packing such an unbelievable sized clamslammer, and he Akneehilated that young lady. I guess he didn’t cover the dong and is petrified he may be a dad at 55. I wished him the best of luck with that since the age difference is quite large, like his dong!
Akneehilated by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020
Granddaddy Dong
A term to describe an older gentleman with grandkids, who is constantly being chased by woman after the dong of all dongs.
Oh boy, I guess Melissa was at it again. She was chasing this guy Tom, and he is about 20 years older than her. Little did Tom know, Melissa is a Horsedick Hound and upon cornering him, she persuaded Tom to take her home and give her a pounding with that Granddaddy Dong. I overheard Melissa talking to Betty, and she said she hasn’t been able to walk right for two days after the thorough jackhammering she received. I wish I was a Grandaddy, or a guy with a huge Dong. At least I have a good personality, I guess. Jesus, life’s a mess!
Granddaddy Dong by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020
Telejerk
Telejerk is a term to describe how an individual and their partner engage in an act romance when they have been quarantined from each other, due to a sickness or pandemic, but the male still has the urge/need to blow a hot volcanic load of jism.
Well it’s official, Austin has contracted the coronavirus and is quarantined from the outside world, including his girlfriend Katie. I asked him how he’s going to give her the Mac sauce, and he said since Katie is in the corporate world and used to teleworking, that She will allow Austin to Telejerk whenever he feels the need. I hope Katie knows what she’s in for, Austin can blow loads all day any day. This cheesedick Keith we works with is jealous!
Telejerk by Tee Cee Deez March 15, 2020
Donglirious
Donglirious is a state a person has fallen into when they have had either to much or have had access to zero dong at all, resulting in the subject becoming delirious.
Man oh man, did you hear about Alicia? I guess Barry was dishing her the dong all weekend long, and as a result she became Donglirious and had to miss work. Of all the things you can miss work for in today’s age, she’s missing it due to a serious intake of the old third leg. Sad and yet beautiful at the same time.
Donglirious by Tee Cee Deez March 15, 2020