Tee Cee Deez's definitions

Queefsy

A term used to describe an individual, who has either become dizzy or queasy due to the high volume of queefs their partner secretes during intercourse.

I was having sex with Pam last weekend, and about 20 minutes into it, I became Queefsy due to the number of smelly queefs she dropped. Truthfully, the smell had to have been due to a yeast infection, or at least I hope that’s the explanation. Yuck! .

by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020

Granddaddy Dong

A term to describe an older gentleman with grandkids, who is constantly being chased by woman after the dong of all dongs.

Oh boy, I guess Melissa was at it again. She was chasing this guy Tom, and he is about 20 years older than her. Little did Tom know, Melissa is a Horsedick Hound and upon cornering him, she persuaded Tom to take her home and give her a pounding with that Granddaddy Dong. I overheard Melissa talking to Betty, and she said she hasn’t been able to walk right for two days after the thorough jackhammering she received. I wish I was a Grandaddy, or a guy with a huge Dong. At least I have a good personality, I guess. Jesus, life’s a mess!

by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020

Desquirtified

The official label one receives after they have made the unfortunate decision to get a vasectomy.

Did you hear the news about Jason? His wife Andrea made him get a vasectomy, and now he’s Desquirtified since he blows blank loads. I feel for the guy, he was proud of his two man army.

by Tee Cee Deez February 28, 2020

Daddy Big Dong

This is a description of an older gentleman, who is well off, wears velour sweatsuits, and his bulge is unmistakably noticeable to all that he is around.

I was at a gas station, and this guy in his 60’s starts hitting on a girl half his age. She told him she would love to hang with a Daddy Big Dong. The woman he hit on is now my ex wife!

by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019

Covidia

Is a term used to describe a hybrid virus that is Covid-19 and chlamydia can only be transmitted only through sexual intercourse.

Did you hear about poor Jake? I guess he railed Betty Sue which was his dream, but a few days later, he had a hellacious temperature, a cough and his Dong was leaking like a water faucet. After consulting his physician, Jake was told he was the first known case of Covidia. Luckily the temperature has subsided, but poor Jakes dong is still flowing like the Niagara Falls.

by Tee Cee Deez March 31, 2020

Loadworthy

An individual who upon first sight, are deemed to be worthy of you blowing a load in or on.

The moment I laid eyes on Bonnie, I knew she was Loadworthy.

by Tee Cee Deez February 15, 2019

Candemic

Candemic is a word used to describe the transmission of a sometimes lethal, sometimes mundane, worldwide virus by strictly having intercourse in the ass aka the can and upon transmission, unfortunately becomes ground zero for the pandemic.

I was talking to Cramer last week and apparently old dumper queef Keith is ground zero for the new flesh eating dong disease that has started to spread. I guess because its transmitted through anal sex he’s started a candemic!

by Tee Cee Deez March 13, 2020