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A term to describe an older gentleman with grandkids, who is constantly being chased by woman after the dong of all dongs.
Oh boy, I guess Melissa was at it again. She was chasing this guy Tom, and he is about 20 years older than her. Little did Tom know, Melissa is a Horsedick Hound and upon cornering him, she persuaded Tom to take her home and give her a pounding with that Granddaddy Dong. I overheard Melissa talking to Betty, and she said she hasn’t been able to walk right for two days after the thorough jackhammering she received. I wish I was a Grandaddy, or a guy with a huge Dong. At least I have a good personality, I guess. Jesus, life’s a mess!
by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020
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A term used to describe an individual who has either given or received so many loads to one individual, they have accrued equity.
A term used to describe an individual who has either given or received so many loads to one individual, they have accrued equity.
There was a point in life I was worried Tara was going to leave me, but I feel with all the sex we’ve had and the money shots I’ve delivered, I have an excessive amount of Loadquidity
by Tee Cee Deez April 10, 2020
Get the Loadquidity mug.An individual who does nothing but scope the bulges in a males pants, and once they’ve noticed one of an ample enough size, bulge bounces to the next guy.
by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2020
Get the Bulge Bouncer mug.Did you hear the news about Jason? His wife Andrea made him get a vasectomy, and now he’s Desquirtified since he blows blank loads. I feel for the guy, he was proud of his two man army.
by Tee Cee Deez February 28, 2020
Get the Desquirtified mug.A male that is in either a heterosexual or homosexual relationship that is a strictly a bunghole monogamous relationship.
Holy shit I just talked to Keith and he officially broke it off with tiny. Apparently, Keith thought their relationship was Bungholegamous and was absolutely devastated when he walked in on tiny getting dismantled by Crisco. I hope tiny doesn’t catch an STD, Crisco is a disgusting fuck!
by Tee Cee Deez November 18, 2021
Get the Bungholegamous mug.I was about to rail Sophie, but her ass was so shitloaded I had to canitize it to make sure it was clean.
by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2020
Get the Canitize mug.Mother fucker, I was talking Heather, who I have been trying to dismantle for what seems to be a lifetime, and as I was about to finally make my move she brings up her ex, Matt. I’m asking her questions about what made this cheesedick so great and she says he was the most Dongdiculous guy she’s ever banged. I said Dongdiculous? She said the most ridiculous sized dong she’s had the pleasure on annihilating. She then follows up by saying if it’s not to the knee, it’s not for me. By knee she means 10 inches limp. That was the day a little piece of me died, I could never satisfy that perfect piece of ass. No Jim and heather kissing in a tree. FUCK!
by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020
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