Tee Cee Deez's definitions
If you are dong jigglin more than twice at the urinal, it means you’re playing whack a dong, which isn’t cool.
by Tee Cee Deez February 11, 2019
Get the Dong Jigglinmug. A splendid looking or feeling Schlong that brings a satisfaction or comfort to the individual that has the pleasure of receiving it in a variety of fashions.
I was talking to Natalie, and she said she got pounded by the most Schlongdiferous cock. I asked her to elaborate what made it Sclongdiferous, and she said a lot of it boiled down to the size, or the Scglongcumference she felt while it delivered the two hour pounding. As I dry heaved a little in my mouth, I thought to myself I will never, ever sleep with Natalie after hearing that story. Jesus Christ
by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020
Get the Sclongdiferousmug. A term used to describe an overpriced, underwhelming amusement park that is referenced often as Disneyland.
Man, I finally went to Disneyland for the first time, but after such an underwhelming time, I’m calling it DickMeLand for the way I got sucked over momentarily and with the lackluster amusement rides.
by Tee Cee Deez July 22, 2021
Get the DickMeLandmug. Camel Toemance is a word used to describe an individual who’s life is scoping out women in yoga pants, and showing a unwavering dedication to romancing women with Camel Toe. They also have a keen eye when it comes to spotting the Camel Toe of women in regular pants or jeans.
God damn, I was out with Landon last weekend at the mall, looking for a good barber to trim that manly man beard on his face when it finally happened. This hot ass blond named Irene came out of Victorias Secret, sporting the two lip invitation. Fucking Landon went over there, got her digits, and on Saturday night, started the Camel Toemance! He was a little pissed the face fur didn’t get cleaned, he is sick of me calling him captain Blackbeard!
by Tee Cee Deez March 13, 2020
Get the Camel Toemancemug. This is a description of an older gentleman, who is well off, wears velour sweatsuits, and his bulge is unmistakably noticeable to all that he is around.
I was at a gas station, and this guy in his 60’s starts hitting on a girl half his age. She told him she would love to hang with a Daddy Big Dong. The woman he hit on is now my ex wife!
by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019
Get the Daddy Big Dongmug. A feeling of loss, sorrow, and total emptiness, because without explanation, your partner has denied all access to the dumper.
I’m not sure what’s going on with Amber, but it’s been at least a month since we have had anal sex. I’ve got a case of the Dumperdick Blues, and if I don’t get into that brown nectar soon, it’s going to get worse.
by Tee Cee Deez February 19, 2019
Get the Dumperdick Bluesmug. Well, I’ve now heard it all. Apparently Keith went to the midget tossing competition, and this little guy named Otto won. I guess Otto was so excited, he ripped his clothes off and what was hiding underneath? A 12 inch Sidewalk Scraper. Keith said he was a little devastated with the load, not very big at all. He said the Dong to ball ratio wasn’t right, but the girth of the old clamslammer made up for it!
by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020
Get the Sidewalk Scrapermug.