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codeye

wern = codeye
by ted December 8, 2003
mugGet the codeyemug.

Greek Cow Stomach

Any one of a breed of fading rural super heros, now supporting his dangling man-missles with a gut-revealing tank top emblazoned with an unpitted green olive. Enjoys frequent trysts with the Turd-Herding Fat Man.
I am the Greek Cow Stomach.
== Phil Prapopulous
by Ted March 12, 2003
mugGet the Greek Cow Stomachmug.

mouth mixer

A potent alcoholic beverage served by directly pouring seperate components into the recipient's open mouth, thereby eliminating the need for glassware and ensuring immediate intoxication. A popular combination is Baccardi 151 Rum and Coke. A spew rag should always be kept nearby.
Dude, we did so many mouth mixers at Dave's last night, I blew chunks for two days.
by ted December 8, 2004
mugGet the mouth mixermug.

mo

a skinny piece of garbage who cannot get laid, see also rapist or stalker.
The mo could not get laid so he stalked and then raped a girl.
by ted June 13, 2003
mugGet the momug.

moneyobie

A legendary being whose presence is said to affect a vertiginous sickness.
moneyobie sucks. --Shakespeare
by ted April 6, 2004
mugGet the moneyobiemug.

Yu

a very confusing name but very cool at the same time
hey Yu, i mean yu, not you john.
by ted August 14, 2004
mugGet the Yumug.

Wab

one who illegally crosses the border into the U.S.,usually by way of Mexico.; border brother.
"dude this party is full of wabs.."
by ted September 23, 2003
mugGet the Wabmug.

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