Ted's definitions

codeye

wernage irl

wern = codeye

by ted December 8, 2003

Greek Cow Stomach

Any one of a breed of fading rural super heros, now supporting his dangling man-missles with a gut-revealing tank top emblazoned with an unpitted green olive. Enjoys frequent trysts with the Turd-Herding Fat Man.

I am the Greek Cow Stomach.
== Phil Prapopulous

by Ted March 12, 2003

mouth mixer

A potent alcoholic beverage served by directly pouring seperate components into the recipient's open mouth, thereby eliminating the need for glassware and ensuring immediate intoxication. A popular combination is Baccardi 151 Rum and Coke. A spew rag should always be kept nearby.

Dude, we did so many mouth mixers at Dave's last night, I blew chunks for two days.

by ted December 8, 2004

mo

a skinny piece of garbage who cannot get laid, see also rapist or stalker.

The mo could not get laid so he stalked and then raped a girl.

by ted June 13, 2003

moneyobie

A legendary being whose presence is said to affect a vertiginous sickness.

moneyobie sucks. --Shakespeare

by ted April 6, 2004

Yu

a very confusing name but very cool at the same time

hey Yu, i mean yu, not you john.

by ted August 14, 2004

Wab

one who illegally crosses the border into the U.S.,usually by way of Mexico.; border brother.

"dude this party is full of wabs.."

by ted September 23, 2003