cognizize

Ted cognizized the knowledge to Mckay
by ted April 22, 2005
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BENZ Wagon

Man, yo momma got the tight ass BENZ Wagon
by Ted May 03, 2004
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fart hammer

the penis of a homosexual male,a fart hammer for hammering farts.
when are you gonna let me stick this fart hammer up your ass!?
by ted July 04, 2004
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the chief

whatever. any person who is chiefy-ish enough to actually create this definition is certainly the ultimate chief
by ted June 23, 2003
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Yaaaaah

Yah is officially the coolest way to say, yes. It can also be used in other ways such as anger and excitement. It is pronounced yaaaw. Screaming it is also appropriate to show exciment, as if riding a horse.
Dub - Hey Ted, was Craig pissed about what happened earlier?
Ted - Yaaaaah
by Ted February 21, 2008
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liberty

Bill of Rights? Liberty? The PATRIOT Act made all of those things obsolete. Get with the times.
by Ted May 30, 2005
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Boomshine

1) A crude, but highly alcoholic beverage. Similar to Moonshine, but much more potent, with an alcohol content similar to Everclear (180 proof), but less refined. It is called boomshine because it has a tendency to explode, do to the high amount of alcohol vapor produced

2) A more potent version of moonshine, known to get people drunk off the vapors alone.
Jim Bob took one wiff of Bubba's boomshine and fell flat on his face.
by Ted December 06, 2004
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