Ted's definitions
A state of extreme inebriation brought on by ingesting excessive amounts of tequila shots.
Loud, obnoxious behavior resulting in an ass-kicking by nightclub bouncers or pissed-off football players is very common.
Other unintended results include the clap, pregnancy, totaled cars, cripling hangovers, waking-up with a stranger, jail, etc.
Victims often moan the same phrase repeatedly the next day....
"I'll never drink again"
Loud, obnoxious behavior resulting in an ass-kicking by nightclub bouncers or pissed-off football players is very common.
Other unintended results include the clap, pregnancy, totaled cars, cripling hangovers, waking-up with a stranger, jail, etc.
Victims often moan the same phrase repeatedly the next day....
"I'll never drink again"
by ted December 26, 2004
Get the tequila drunkmug. Any one of a breed of fading rural super heros, now supporting his dangling man-missles with a gut-revealing tank top emblazoned with an unpitted green olive. Enjoys frequent trysts with the Turd-Herding Fat Man.
by Ted March 12, 2003
Get the Greek Cow Stomachmug. by Ted April 7, 2005
Get the Painting a Picassomug. by ted June 13, 2003
Get the momug. 
Get the moneyobiemug. by Ted June 5, 2005
Get the libertymug. by ted January 30, 2004
Get the roddymug.