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tequila drunk

A state of extreme inebriation brought on by ingesting excessive amounts of tequila shots.

Loud, obnoxious behavior resulting in an ass-kicking by nightclub bouncers or pissed-off football players is very common.

Other unintended results include the clap, pregnancy, totaled cars, cripling hangovers, waking-up with a stranger, jail, etc.

Victims often moan the same phrase repeatedly the next day....

"I'll never drink again"
Dude, you haven't lived until you've gotten tequila drunk and fucked a fat chick!
by ted December 26, 2004
mugGet the tequila drunkmug.

Greek Cow Stomach

Any one of a breed of fading rural super heros, now supporting his dangling man-missles with a gut-revealing tank top emblazoned with an unpitted green olive. Enjoys frequent trysts with the Turd-Herding Fat Man.
I am the Greek Cow Stomach.
== Phil Prapopulous
by Ted March 12, 2003
mugGet the Greek Cow Stomachmug.

Painting a Picasso

The action of cumming on a womans stomach,back or face
bro,ashley let me fuck her in the ass then paint a picasso..
by Ted April 7, 2005
mugGet the Painting a Picassomug.

mo

a skinny piece of garbage who cannot get laid, see also rapist or stalker.
The mo could not get laid so he stalked and then raped a girl.
by ted June 13, 2003
mugGet the momug.

moneyobie

A legendary being whose presence is said to affect a vertiginous sickness.
moneyobie sucks. --Shakespeare
by ted April 6, 2004
mugGet the moneyobiemug.

liberty

Bill of Rights? Liberty? The PATRIOT Act made all of those things obsolete. Get with the times.
by Ted June 5, 2005
mugGet the libertymug.

roddy

an invisible fuck who screwed up my entire life
As soon as that damn Roddy sang me a love song, my entire world blew up!! thanks!
by ted January 30, 2004
mugGet the roddymug.

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