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An extremely cool dad. One that is a "bro" and a father. one that always has your back, and can easily be considered one of your closest friends, yet is a dad when he needs to be. TeamJimmy
"this is my brofather jimmy. he will be signing the consent for my tattoo and be joining us later at the skateboard park"
by TeamJimmy July 21, 2016
Get the BroFather mug.GuidoLube consists of ten parts extra virgin olive oil (EVOO) and one part flexall454 pain relieving cream. Created by TeamJimmy for the adventurous lover on a budget and looking to spice up their bedroom action. Can be used alone or with your partner
My girl is coming over tonight, said she wants to spice things up! So, I made up a fresh batch of GuidoLube for us tonight. Now That's a Spicey!
by TeamJimmy November 13, 2021
Get the GuidoLube mug.The Miyagi triple threat is a unique way to pleasure your woman. It produces extreme and powerful orgasms for her. It is performed by licking her clitoris, while simultaneously rubbing her washboard or G-spot (Note: insert finger into her vagina and rub on the upper wall of her vagina and you will feel the washboard) all while rubbing the outside of her pubic bone, directly above your inserted finger in the opposite direction. (i.e. wax on, wax off for both hands). In a short time this will produce a mind blowing orgasm for her. WARNING: this method has been known to cause coital incontinence, so please make sure your woman empties her bladder before attempting.
by TeamJimmy September 1, 2011
Get the Miyagi Triple Threat mug.A term used with your inner circle in an opening sentence to grab their attention as to allow an immediate discussion to take place. Equal parts condescending and endearing. Lets the user clear the air on current or long standing disagreements. Prepares the receiver for a possible controntation.
What's up CockKnocker?!?! I still remember that time I caught you taking a selfie with my drunk girlfriend and staring down at her cleavage, not cool bro...
by TeamJimmy August 16, 2019
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