Definitions by Teabag

schvoogie button 

A device in a retail store that is rung to let all employees know that a black person has entered the store. Made well known by Jackie Martling formerly of the Howard Stern Show that admitted he worked at a store that used such a device.

I heard the schvoogie button go off, so I went to watch the security cameras

schvoogie button by teabag May 2, 2006

Schvoogie 

Yet another racial term for a black person

Did you just see that schvoogie dunk that basketball?

Schvoogie by teabag May 2, 2006

SIU 

Acronym for Special Investigation Unit for law enforcement/prosecutors and insurance compaines

When that boatload of coal claimed whiplash, they called SIU in to videotape them playing basketball

SIU by Teabag April 24, 2006

Banana Nips 

Farah Fawcett is a classic example

Farah Fawcett's nips actually look like bathroomm faucets or banana nips

Banana Nips by teabag April 19, 2006

teef 

What Flava Flav has in his mouf.

I gots me some new gold teef

teef by teabag April 11, 2006

mak-90

Chinese version of the AK-47. Assult rifle. Dependable, yet inaccurate.

The magazines for my AK-47 fit my Mak-90

mak-90 by teabag March 8, 2006

Shine 

Ironically the title of a book written by Starr Jones

I was at the bookstore and saw a picture of Starr Jones on the cover, and next to her picture was the word "Shine", you think someone would have told her...

Shine by Teabag January 11, 2006