lawyer's poker

Any type of poker game consisting of all lawyer players. This usually ends up in excessive bluffing and booze consumption. Used car dealers are also allowed to enter this type of game.

We got bombed playing lawyer's poker and were all hungover in court the next day, including the judge.

by teabag March 02, 2007

bababooey

Horse toothed jackass from the Howard Stern Show (He is also pussy whipped)

Bababooey has to wear a bee keepers helmet on the E! show so I am able to jerk off to the hot chicks

by Teabag March 27, 2005

schvoogie button

A device in a retail store that is rung to let all employees know that a black person has entered the store. Made well known by Jackie Martling formerly of the Howard Stern Show that admitted he worked at a store that used such a device.

I heard the schvoogie button go off, so I went to watch the security cameras

by teabag May 02, 2006

SIU

Acronym for Special Investigation Unit for law enforcement/prosecutors and insurance compaines

When that boatload of coal claimed whiplash, they called SIU in to videotape them playing basketball

by Teabag April 24, 2006

Schvoogie

Yet another racial term for a black person

Did you just see that schvoogie dunk that basketball?

by teabag May 02, 2006

sting ray

Member of the animal kingdom that gave the ultimate payback to Steve Irwin. The gators and snakes will forever owe it.

The sting ray stabbed Steve Irwin

by teabag September 08, 2006

chiropractor

1) crook
2) wannabe doctor
3) snake oil salesman
4) Not a doctor

A person that cannont get into actual medical school that still thinks they are a doctor. This practice is a joke and is routinely mocked at quackwatch.com

The chiropractor said I needed maintenence on my subluxations on his free neck x-ray. Ironically the neck x-ray I had at the hospital was completely normal.

I got unsolicted mailings and phone calls from chiropractors offices after I was involved in an accident.

The chiropractor sold me herbal supplements

by teabag October 29, 2007