Td 's definitions

teenie

A teenage girl (or a guy if he's gay) who likes a band based on their looks, not their actual talent. They typically post crap on message boards and in chats about the band about how the members are so hot.

"LIEK OMFG!!!1 CHAZ FRUM LINKIN PARK IZ SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!111 I WANT 2 SEE HIM NAKED!!!!1 I WANT 2 FUCK HIM N HAV ALL HIS BABYS!!!11"

"Damn teenie, I'm gonna kill you"

by td March 26, 2004

lozzy loz

The most sexy, loveliest girl alive :)

Where's my lozzy loz....

by td February 21, 2004

FCC

Facist bastards who bitch about anything and everything. They're a conservative extremist organization thats a puppet of the bush administration. These right wing assholes have nothing better to do with their time than bitch about Janet Jackson's titties and Howard Stern's liberal views. They try to censor anything that's left wing, and so far, it seems like they may succeed. Do the country a favor and vote Democrat in 2004.

Damn FCC is censoring the Howard Stern show again. Fucking facist dickheads.

by td March 26, 2004

element

Possible the ugliest SUV on American roads. Also known as a box on wheels.

Your new Element looks like the oversized turd I dropped in the toilet last night.

by td March 26, 2004

honduh

An alternate spelling of "Honda,"a really crappy car. Every man and their dog drives one, and most of them are riced out by some 16 year old kid who thinks vynils, stickers, illegal tint and huge spoilers will give him an extra 70 horsepower.

Look at that riced out honduh over there. That gay bodykit makes it look even worse.

by td March 26, 2004

Your Mom

Was riding my dick last night

Guy1: Your mom .
Guy2: What about her ?
Guy 1: She was riding dick last night .

by Td April 12, 2017

Sponsored By Adidas

A video of a man (I think a rival cartel member) laying on the ground with his hands tied behind his back wearing nothing but his underwear and several rival cartel members are standing around him . One of them wearing an Adidas hat cuts his chest open with a hunting knife and his organs start coming out and you can see his lung moving when he breathes . He is pumped with adrenaline to keep him from going into shock or passing out but also so he feels everything . Then the guy with the Adidas hat cuts piece of his heart out and eats it . This video is from Mexico.

Guy 1 : Hey you wanna watch a shock video ?
Guy 2 : You mean like 2 girls 1 cup or 1 man 1 jar ?
Guy : 1 No something very very disturbing .

Guy 2 : What could be more disturbing ?

Guy : 1 You ever watch Sponsored By Adidas.

by Td November 5, 2021