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Definitions by TaxticalDisappointment

Choking and stroking

1) When you're so depressed and choking on your own tears while stroking your junk or breasts

2) when you're touching your partner as they're choking on your junk
1) Kori was so depressed he was Choking and stroking when he got a F on his test

2) Lacey went over to her boyfriend's house, there she was choking and he was stroking her hair and back

Pin cushion

When someone has a lot of piercings but big, soft boobs
Kara has lots of piercings on her, she looks like a Pin cushion

Pin cushion

When someone has a lot of piercings but big, soft boobs
Kara has lots of piercings on her, she looks like a Pin cushion

Femme Fitale

When you're wife, girlfriend, friend thats a girl, or any woman in your life throws a fit.
My wife Ann is throwing a Femme fitale, and is gonna be a femme fatale if I don't stop annoying her.

Running the army

When you're in a multi-player game and having to carry it or you're all just in it and being crazy
Zoey is Running the army, which explains why her team is so good but sometimes chaotic.

Crouch Control

Spamming a crouch feature in any game, spamming it looks like humping
Stop using crouch control and actually play the game

Call of Daddy

When you're in a Call of Duty game and playing with an older guy or a few of them.
Playing Call of Daddy- I mean Call of Duty with Matthew and Chris