Michael Vick

The combination of a good running back and an average quarterback. Also fumbles WAY too much.

Michael Vick is a good runner, but a so-so passer partly because of his subpar recievers.

by Tardy McTard February 05, 2005

Heath Evans

Fullback for the Seattle Seahawks who needs to learn how to hold onto the football inside the 1-yard line.

"They hand it off to Heath Evans, and oooh, he fumbles on the half-yard line and the Seahawks turn it over!"

by Tardy McTard July 23, 2004

buzzard

Someone's last name, I prank called the person and said "Hey, Buzzard, CAW! CAW! (bird noises)" and then hung up.

I think I'm gonna prank call Buzzard and ask for Hardcore Jerry!

by Tardy McTard July 26, 2004

Mariners

Team that should rebound from a horrific 99-loss season in 2004 with the additions of Adrian Beltre, Richie Sexson, Pokey Reese and new manager Mike Hargrove, only if their pitching is halfway decent

The Mariners should finish higher than last place this year.

by Tardy McTard February 09, 2005

Paperboy

A game for Sega Genesis, sounds really stupid but is actually a very fun game, although it is 10 years old.

Paperboy for SEGA is a classic.

by Tardy McTard July 26, 2004

Jonny Fly

A 20-year old pro wrestler who got in trouble for throwing a punch at the referee, Hardcore Jerry and now Jerry and Fly are arch rivals. Also known as "Jonny Bug"

Hardcore Jerry: Hey Bug, I'm callin' you out!
Jonny Fly: Go for it, shithead!
(Hardcore Jerry jumps Jonny Fly and the fight begins!)

by Tardy McTard July 30, 2004

garbage

Something that is just pure junk, see useless

Miles "Tails" Prower is GARBAGE!

by Tardy McTard July 28, 2004