Definitions by Tardy McTard

Derek Jeter 

The most OVERRATED player in all of professional sports, also plays for the Evil Empire, the New York Yankees. He bats .285 and hits 20 home runs, which most good MLB players would consider an average season, but still gets tons of publicity.

I can name over 50 players who are better than Derek Jeter.

Derek Jeter by Tardy McTard March 29, 2005

Mariners 

Team that should rebound from a horrific 99-loss season in 2004 with the additions of Adrian Beltre, Richie Sexson, Pokey Reese and new manager Mike Hargrove, only if their pitching is halfway decent

The Mariners should finish higher than last place this year.

Mariners by Tardy McTard February 8, 2005

Michael Vick

The combination of a good running back and an average quarterback. Also fumbles WAY too much.

Michael Vick is a good runner, but a so-so passer partly because of his subpar recievers.

Michael Vick by Tardy McTard February 4, 2005

kgarbage 

Beyond garbage, also see total rubbish

We're not sure what Brennan K. Newell's full name is, so we call him "Brennan Kgarbage Newell".

kgarbage by Tardy McTard September 15, 2004

Jonny Fly 

A 20-year old pro wrestler who got in trouble for throwing a punch at the referee, Hardcore Jerry and now Jerry and Fly are arch rivals. Also known as "Jonny Bug"

Hardcore Jerry: Hey Bug, I'm callin' you out!
Jonny Fly: Go for it, shithead!
(Hardcore Jerry jumps Jonny Fly and the fight begins!)

Jonny Fly by Tardy McTard July 30, 2004

garbage 

Something that is just pure junk, see useless

Miles "Tails" Prower is GARBAGE!

garbage by Tardy McTard July 27, 2004

Yerf-Dog 

Go-karts that are ridiculously overpriced, for example a 4HP Yerf Dog go kart that reaches a max speed of 10mph costs $850.00. It is rumored that a drunken man by the name of Hardcore Jerry once wrecked his Yerf-Dog into a tree at 3AM and nearly killed himself.

Hey, did you steal my Yerf-Dog?

Yerf-Dog by Tardy McTard July 27, 2004