Tardy McTard's definitions

buzzard

Someone's last name, I prank called the person and said "Hey, Buzzard, CAW! CAW! (bird noises)" and then hung up.

I think I'm gonna prank call Buzzard and ask for Hardcore Jerry!

by Tardy McTard July 26, 2004

New York Yankees

1. Everything that is wrong with Major League Baseball. Their owner, George Steinbrenner is a greedy bastard who buys at least 3 players every offseason

2. The reason Major League Baseball needs a salary cap.

3. Their season is considered a "bust" if they don't win the World Series.

The New York Yankees are the gayest team ever!

by Tardy McTard July 23, 2004

kgarbage

Beyond garbage, also see total rubbish

We're not sure what Brennan K. Newell's full name is, so we call him "Brennan Kgarbage Newell".

by Tardy McTard September 15, 2004

Heath Evans

Fullback for the Seattle Seahawks who needs to learn how to hold onto the football inside the 1-yard line.

"They hand it off to Heath Evans, and oooh, he fumbles on the half-yard line and the Seahawks turn it over!"

by Tardy McTard July 23, 2004

Yerf-Dog

Go-karts that are ridiculously overpriced, for example a 4HP Yerf Dog go kart that reaches a max speed of 10mph costs $850.00. It is rumored that a drunken man by the name of Hardcore Jerry once wrecked his Yerf-Dog into a tree at 3AM and nearly killed himself.

Hey, did you steal my Yerf-Dog?

by Tardy McTard July 27, 2004

Paperboy

A game for Sega Genesis, sounds really stupid but is actually a very fun game, although it is 10 years old.

Paperboy for SEGA is a classic.

by Tardy McTard July 26, 2004

raiders

A team full of white trash, criminals and steroid users that finished 4-12 last year after their super bowl year

Hmmm.. what a surprise, 4 more Oakland Raiders got suspended for steroids!

by Tardy McTard July 17, 2004