TangClock's definitions

Project: Boyfriend

A project undertaken by a girl when she begins to date a guy in a lower "league" then herself on purpose. The stunned male, who is very good to this girl, is easily manipulated because he will never have sex so great again. The female then slowly changes the male into what she wants him to be by stopping him from doing certain things /wearing certain things that she does not like. This girls goal is to change the male into her dream man, who is everything she wants in a guy and is still waited on hand and foot. This is almost never the case though, as the guy will eventually realize what is happening, or notices that after these changes he can now go find a better girlfriend.

Did you see Rachel's new boyfriend Gus? He is disgusting! A total Project: Boyfriend.

by TangClock August 12, 2009

Halftime

When at a buffet, when one finishes their plate, they sometimes have the kindness to wait for their fellow food pounding comrades to finish their plates as well. This begins halftime. When all are finished and ready for round 2 (or more), they all get up together and refill their plates. Gameplay resumes.

Guy #1: "Alright, I'm done of my plate."
Guy #2: "Aww man, I'm still not done of mine!"
Guy #1: "That's OK. I'll wait for you. Its halftime."
*pause until eating finishes*
Guy #1: "Alright then, are you ready?"
Guy #2: "Damn straight! Game on!"

by TangClock June 17, 2009

Enterprise

n. An award given simply for participation.

Jimmy - "I entered this contest hoping to win gold, but all I got was this lousy enterprise."

by TangClock February 6, 2009

20/20 pimple

A pimple which can easily be noticed by a person with normal vision. Much unlike a blind pimple.

Person 1 "Did you see that zit that Jimmy had on his nose?"
Person 2 "Of course I did. Everyone could. It was a 20/20 pimple for sure."

by TangClock May 17, 2009

Funnies

The only part of a newspaper worth looking at. Located beside or near the crossword puzzles and cryptoquote. Famous funnies include Garfield, Family Circus, Andy Capp, and Peanuts.

Paper Boy - "Here's your paper, Susan."
Oliver (to Susan) - "Would you mind passing me the funnies once you're done?"

by TangClock February 16, 2009

Cold Can

Verb. To apply a cold can (usually of beer) to the back of the neck of someone else.

Damnit Bill! I told you to stop cold canning me!

by TangClock July 26, 2009

Spanky

A nickname, or rather synonym for the first name "Spencer". Sometimes shortened to Spanks. To be used to anyone going by said name. No exceptions.

Paul: "Oh, hey Spencer."
Spencer: "Don't you mean 'Spanky'?"
Paul: "My bad. Hey Spanky."

by TangClock April 18, 2009