stockaholic

When you are addicted to the ups and downs of the stock market

Ron was so lost in the market trades today, he truly is a stockaholic

by Tamkin cpa October 01, 2019

indragnito

When you hide the fact that you talk to guys in drag from others

He had to be indragnito for fear of being bullied by intolerant friends

by Tamkin cpa August 18, 2019

finvitation

A fake invitation, when the person throwing out the invite knows you can’t accept it. The intent to look like a nice guy but really the person knows you can’t accept their invite because they know you have plans you can’t change
A douche move

He asked me to his party but knew I was out of town, a finvitation to me

by Tamkin cpa May 29, 2021

Datescape

To sneak out of a bad date, likely a blind date or set up date

She quickly left the restaurant making a datescape after seeing the guy was wierd

by Tamkin cpa July 24, 2018

Deucescape

When someone in a group sneaks away to go to the bathroom to poop

Steve had to deucescape as his stomach was hurting

I ate something that didn’t agree with my stomach so I made a quick deucescape from my party

by Tamkin cpa June 04, 2018

triassthalon

Prior to starting your race you have a nervous stomach and poop inside your swim trunks/body suit

My race became a triassthalon due to my nerves as I pooped myself

by Tamkin cpa June 03, 2021

Phone zone

When someone is incapable of hearing you because they are on their iPhone texting or looking at mindless websites

I was talking to Steve when all of a sudden he didn’t hear a word I said, he was distracted by his iPhone , he was in the phone zone

by Tamkin cpa December 02, 2020