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Definitions by Tailor of Chaos

Wiggling 

The act of someone attempting to escape a difficult situation that they do not want to be a part of. This is usually executed using sly and sneaking forms such as crawling under tables.
Bro, he's wiggling.
John got in an argument with Anthony, he started wiggling to escape.
Wiggling by Tailor of Chaos March 24, 2023

Tracksuit Troopers 

Nickname for chavs or really irritating & obnoxious people who wear tracksuits all the times.
Oh my lord, look how ridiculous those tracksuit troopers.

Careful when you go to the bus stop, it's guarded with tracksuit troopers.

Brexit Bump 

Meaning 1: An issue in your life that can likely be boiled down to Brexit either being something that happened as a result of Brexit or something that Brexit did that made your life more difficult.

Meaning 2: A baby born during the Brexit period (2016-2020)
"Hey Sarah, I now have to sell my villa in Spain because of Brexit"
"Yeah, that's such a brexit bump"

"Yo Tony, did you know that Lea was born in 2018?"
"No way, I didn't know that she was a Brexit Bump"
Brexit Bump by Tailor of Chaos February 12, 2023
Chibs is an adjective used to describe films, television series' & episodes that have been subject to bad writing leading to a decline in the show from its originally good state. It frequently includes a change in the originally good story of main characters and changing the whole meaning of the show to better suit the director's desires as well as overusing plot devices likely due to the directors lack of imagination to alternate solutions. It is also likely that the show will suffer from severe political correctness leading to an unbearable amount of cringe or whole stories based around political themes, ruining the primary theme of the show.
Daniel, Doctor Who is so Chibs nowadays.

That last episode of Game of Thrones was so Chibs.
I was worried that end of Better call Saul would be Chibs.
I don't think breaking bad could ever be Chibs.
Chibs by Tailor of Chaos January 1, 2023
A smiggle is someone who will adore you and support you in front of you while planning to stab you in the back.
John was such a smiggle, he stabbed Beth right in the back after all that time.
You're such a smiggle.
Be careful Jerry, she could be a smiggle.
Smiggle by Tailor of Chaos December 30, 2022

Coolgofboy

Peculiar individual well known for his scenario's of making lines in the Roblox Napoleonic community. Gets angered easily especially when you need to eat while he's taking a roblox war photograph.

It is rumoured that he has a secret relationship with Hank Stukov though he has many well known adversaries who failed to fall in line. throughout the roblox scene.
Coolgof boy said "GET IN LINE".
Coolgofboy has anger issues.
Coolgofboy won't like it if you need to go eat.
Coolgofboy by Tailor of Chaos December 19, 2022