Step Brothers

The best god dam motherfucking kick ass boob jiggling, unbelievably fucking funny movie staring Will Ferrel and John C. Riley. These 2 fuckheads are the best pair of comedians to put into a fucking movie. I almost pissed myself watching this fucking hilarious shit. If they made a squeal, every fucking smart person from Toledo, Ohio, HSAT in the downtown would go see this fucking amazing funny ass shit.
Step Brothers

Will: John you awake?
John: Yea
Will: Ima punch you right in the fucking face
by TacoMann May 27, 2009
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Make war not love

To make war not love, you are saying that you encourage war and support it.

This doesn't mean that these people have love. They are people not afraid to go on the line of duty for their country.
Republican: Lets make war not love!
Democrat: Im scared of everything; including the sun.
Republican: Which is why the 2 greatest Presidents were both repbulicans
by TacoMann May 27, 2009
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Captain Qwark

A lame superhero from the Ratcher and Clank series. Wears green spandex with a lightning bolt on his chest and had sex with a monkey in one of the games in the series. He loses his reputation and somehow gains it back over and over during this whole series. He got angry at Ratchet and is quoted saying "He is definitely off my top 5" referring to myspace.

Qwark can be related to The Green Lantern or Aquaman, stating that he can barley do shit and should not be considered a superhero.
Captain Qwark: I am Captain Qwark, the greatest superhero of the galaxy.

Ratchet: Yeah Yeah.

Rachet 5 seconds later: *Shoots*
by TacoMann May 26, 2009
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Captain Qwark

A lame superhero from the Ratcher and Clank series. Wears green spandex with a lightning bolt on his chest and had sex with a monkey in one of the games in the series. He loses his reputation and somehow gains it back over and over during this whole series. He got angry at Ratchet and is quoted saying "He is definitely off my top 5" referring to myspace.

Qwark can be related to The Green Lantern or Aquaman, stating that he can barley do shit and should not be considered a superhero.
Ratchet: We need a superhero Clank. Who can we call?

Clank: Anyone but Captain Qwark
by TacoMann May 27, 2009
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Toledo

A city dying faster then a bullet can move. Toledo has been run to the ground by its 2 wonderful mayors (Finkfaggot and Jack Ford). This city has been rated one of the worst cities to live in America on many different lists. Its a giant fucking shithole.

I live here. Run
by TacoMann July 06, 2009
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Canadas History

Canada is the part of America we didnt want.

Too damn cold
Canadas History is a history of being too fucking cold!
by TacoMann February 05, 2010
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Comedy Central

An escape from CNN, MSNBC and those really big bitch's on Good Morning America.
Comedy Central is Heaven
by TacoMann July 06, 2009
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