The Virginity Loophole
The idea by many morally well meaning young ladies with the idea of maintaining their virginity by refraining from vaginal sex and having only anal sex before marriage.
The idea by many morally well meaning young ladies with the idea of maintaining their virginity by refraining from vaginal sex and having only anal sex before marriage.
Patient: "Dr P, am I still a virgin if I only have anal sex before marriage?"
Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. Your subscribing to the Virginity Loophole doesn't work. How ridiculous a thought is that? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."
Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. Your subscribing to the Virginity Loophole doesn't work. How ridiculous a thought is that? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."
by T_rump_supporter December 27, 2015
The idea by many morally well meaning young ladies with the idea of maintaining their virginity by refraining from vaginal sex and having only anal sex before marriage.
Patient: "Dr P, am I still a virgin if I only have anal sex before marriage?"
Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. How ridiculous a thought is that? You think you found a virginity loophole? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."
Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. How ridiculous a thought is that? You think you found a virginity loophole? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."
by T_rump_supporter January 29, 2016
A person who never grew up. Shows very disturbing anger and emotional baggage. Walls themselves up from co-workers and friends and is completely anti-social.
Dr. Phil: "Amy, you must get a hold of your inner turmoil. You need to not show your emotions as anger. You, Amy, need to learn to control yourself. Amy, you have Peter Pan syndrome. I don't know if you realize this, but you really have it, and are now resembling the character Peter Pan. You need to grow some tits."
Amy: "F-you, Dr. Phil! You bald headed butt-munch! I don't have any problems, and how dare you refer to me as Peter Pan!"
Dr. Phil: "Amy, you dress in green tights and have short bobbed hair, and no breasts, I guess tits was a little too harsh."
Amy: "F-you, Dr. Phil! You bald headed butt-munch! I don't have any problems, and how dare you refer to me as Peter Pan!"
Dr. Phil: "Amy, you dress in green tights and have short bobbed hair, and no breasts, I guess tits was a little too harsh."
by T_rump_supporter April 20, 2013
When a man starts becoming seriously involved with a 100% Asian or Pacific Island lady breaks up with a blonde Barbie doll & a half Asian dumb BFC {see bitch face c.u.n.t.}. Said man finds serenity with less stress from the drama and selfish self centeredness of the blonde Barbie doll and the Skanky half Asian BFC.
Ron: He is dating a Filipina and seems really happy.
Julie: you mean he went full Asian?
Ron: yes, that would be correct.
Chuck: Yeah. He lost your sorry BFC attitude and petty money grubbing, two timing, 25 faced, nappy headed, jankity ass. Sure as hell. He went full Asian. Now get your sorry ass outta here and go suck a Dick!
Julie: you mean he went full Asian?
Ron: yes, that would be correct.
Chuck: Yeah. He lost your sorry BFC attitude and petty money grubbing, two timing, 25 faced, nappy headed, jankity ass. Sure as hell. He went full Asian. Now get your sorry ass outta here and go suck a Dick!
by T_rump_supporter December 27, 2018
A phrase said after making a sarcastic or sadistic joke regarding a morbid event. Such as Bill Buckner booting an easy ground ball, the Steve Bartman interference of the foul ball at the Cubs playoff game, Dave Winfield dispatching a sea gull, and any other event that hits home. Can be construed as insulting or hurtful.
Often said at celebrity roasts as a timely funny comment or metaphor after insulting one of the attendees.
Often said at celebrity roasts as a timely funny comment or metaphor after insulting one of the attendees.
The Cubs have as much chance of winning a World Series as Steve Bartman does of interferring with another foul ball at Wrigley Field. Too soon?
by T_rump_supporter August 25, 2016
Professor Phil to Class: "As case in point, Matt from Pittsburgh has really small hands that make his peter look very large. This is also referred to as Small Hands, Large Peter. For those of you taking notes, put down your pen and listen. This will come in "handy" when you need to find your partner. Oh, handy, no pun intended"
Student after class: "That Professor Phil sure takes a personal concern with our learning. Now I realize how tiny my boyfriends peter is when he holds it in front of me. Matt's hands are like mine, like a girls."
Student after class: "That Professor Phil sure takes a personal concern with our learning. Now I realize how tiny my boyfriends peter is when he holds it in front of me. Matt's hands are like mine, like a girls."
by T_rump_supporter April 19, 2013
A ghetto term used by rejected women for players who the women feel are playing games by not meeting with them. Said lady assumed said player would hookup with them instead the lady was stood up. Usually for sexual intercourse or a perceived romantic date.
Hoodrat: "Yo, don't be playin' me. You be stuck on fake muthafuker. I been waitin' all day and you don't text or call."
Player: silence
Hoodrat: "Just what I thought! Shoooot! You don't know how to handle a real woman like me."
Player: silence
Hoodrat: "Just what I thought! Shoooot! You don't know how to handle a real woman like me."
by T_rump_supporter May 14, 2016