The late great Greg Giraldo at the roast of Flavor Flav
"Snoop Dogg is here. Snoop once smoked so much weed he shit a rope. Snoop is filled with so many toxins that he is banned in more countries than Chinese Toothpaste."
"Snoop Dogg is here. Snoop once smoked so much weed he shit a rope. Snoop is filled with so many toxins that he is banned in more countries than Chinese Toothpaste."
by T_rump_supporter March 23, 2017
What a desperate fool with a viagra side effect of prolonged erection does to rid himself of the prolonged hard-on.
I went down to the frozen yogurt shop and yelled, all the frozen yogurt is on me!
Soon I was at home being laid by Three dogs, eerr women.
So with that said, the doctors told me they now call the remedy a three dog night.
Soon I was at home being laid by Three dogs, eerr women.
So with that said, the doctors told me they now call the remedy a three dog night.
by T_rump_supporter June 26, 2018
Based on the term Donkey punch. But based on the name from Pittsburgh Steeler lore. Lynn Swann was known for pushing off on the back of his opponents helmet as he leapt for a catch. In this case, one punches the back of their partners head as they climax.
I did a Lynn Swann last night. We both fell asleep after I climaxed.
by T_rump_supporter August 24, 2016
A phrase said after making a sarcastic or sadistic joke regarding a morbid event. Such as Bill Buckner booting an easy ground ball, the Steve Bartman interference of the foul ball at the Cubs playoff game, Dave Winfield dispatching a sea gull, and any other event that hits home. Can be construed as insulting or hurtful.
Often said at celebrity roasts as a timely funny comment or metaphor after insulting one of the attendees.
Often said at celebrity roasts as a timely funny comment or metaphor after insulting one of the attendees.
The Cubs have as much chance of winning a World Series as Steve Bartman does of interferring with another foul ball at Wrigley Field. Too soon?
by T_rump_supporter August 25, 2016
The Virginity Loophole
The idea by many morally well meaning young ladies with the idea of maintaining their virginity by refraining from vaginal sex and having only anal sex before marriage.
The idea by many morally well meaning young ladies with the idea of maintaining their virginity by refraining from vaginal sex and having only anal sex before marriage.
Patient: "Dr P, am I still a virgin if I only have anal sex before marriage?"
Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. Your subscribing to the Virginity Loophole doesn't work. How ridiculous a thought is that? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."
Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. Your subscribing to the Virginity Loophole doesn't work. How ridiculous a thought is that? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."
by T_rump_supporter December 27, 2015
The idea by many morally well meaning young ladies with the idea of maintaining their virginity by refraining from vaginal sex and having only anal sex before marriage.
Patient: "Dr P, am I still a virgin if I only have anal sex before marriage?"
Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. How ridiculous a thought is that? You think you found a virginity loophole? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."
Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. How ridiculous a thought is that? You think you found a virginity loophole? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."
by T_rump_supporter January 29, 2016
A person who never grew up. Shows very disturbing anger and emotional baggage. Walls themselves up from co-workers and friends and is completely anti-social.
Dr. Phil: "Amy, you must get a hold of your inner turmoil. You need to not show your emotions as anger. You, Amy, need to learn to control yourself. Amy, you have Peter Pan syndrome. I don't know if you realize this, but you really have it, and are now resembling the character Peter Pan. You need to grow some tits."
Amy: "F-you, Dr. Phil! You bald headed butt-munch! I don't have any problems, and how dare you refer to me as Peter Pan!"
Dr. Phil: "Amy, you dress in green tights and have short bobbed hair, and no breasts, I guess tits was a little too harsh."
Amy: "F-you, Dr. Phil! You bald headed butt-munch! I don't have any problems, and how dare you refer to me as Peter Pan!"
Dr. Phil: "Amy, you dress in green tights and have short bobbed hair, and no breasts, I guess tits was a little too harsh."
by T_rump_supporter April 20, 2013