Dude 1: “Man I went to the doctor and he told me there was nothing he could do for my penial cyst. But after seeing old Tongue Ring Terry that thing must have broken up.
Her jaws are like strong as hell! She’s a penial cyst remover!“
Dude 2: “I know. That Terry gives one hell of a blow job”
Her jaws are like strong as hell! She’s a penial cyst remover!“
Dude 2: “I know. That Terry gives one hell of a blow job”
by T_rump_supporter June 26, 2018
Active bitch face. The look on a bitches face while being ass reamed by a large cock.
See also, wheels spinning inside her head
See also, wheels spinning inside her head
Julie’s active bitch face look was she was thinking of so many get rich quick schemes while taking a good butt banging.
by T_rump_supporter November 25, 2017
A phrase used by JubaHo when referring to meeting a new mark who she perceives as having a lot of money and will be easy to use for money and gifts and abandon at her whim.
JubaHo: “Right after his friend ghosted me at a bar. I met an old fatman who retired yesterday. He has a business and two cars! I hit the jackpot!
by T_rump_supporter October 21, 2018
Small Southwest Michigan town where JimBob, BillyJoe, BillyJean, and Maxwell call home. If you live on Roberts Mountain, then you may have a similar name. (Roberts Mountain being the garbage dump on Roberts road)
I was in Three Rivers last week visiting cuzin JimBob. We went fishing and then had a nice view of Three Rivers up top on Roberts mountain. The methane smell sure makes ya know you is alive.
by T_rump_supporter November 07, 2010
On a 1 to 10 female attractiveness scale, as a 1 being fugly and a 10 meaning how many Clydesdale horses it would take to pull me off her.
by T_rump_supporter September 04, 2016
GOFURS is acronym for Go Fuck Yourself
In a one on one conversation one can tell another FURS.
This acronym is especially useful in texting. Telling someone to go fuck themselves.
In a one on one conversation one can tell another FURS.
This acronym is especially useful in texting. Telling someone to go fuck themselves.
John: “Hey Julie, GOFURS! “
Ron: “Why are you yelling gophers at that BF?”
John: “There are kids present. GOFURS is much better when people are around. Than saying Go F youself! But that BF doesn’t get it anyway. “
Ron: “Why don’t you say GOFURS BF?”
John: “I was going to say See you next Tuesday (c.u.n.t.) you rotten, stinky ho. But GOFURS has much more sting.”
Ron: “Why are you yelling gophers at that BF?”
John: “There are kids present. GOFURS is much better when people are around. Than saying Go F youself! But that BF doesn’t get it anyway. “
Ron: “Why don’t you say GOFURS BF?”
John: “I was going to say See you next Tuesday (c.u.n.t.) you rotten, stinky ho. But GOFURS has much more sting.”
by T_rump_supporter April 07, 2018
To lose ones erection by viewing vile, disgusting pictures of grotesque naked women, or looking upon the large rear side of a bent over woman. A sure cure for making a hard on disappear in an awkward moment. Such pictures and other stimuli can be found useful and is first step in treating prolonged Viagra and other erectile medication side affects.
Patient: "Dr Phil, I woke up after a night out and hitting hard on the Viagra and now I can't get rid of my wood. Should I come into your office or to an emergency room? "
Dr Phil: "Before you come down to the office or emergency room. I want you to try something that we in the medical profession commonly refer to as a Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.
What you need to do is, try walking down East Carson and find a fat ass cow to ogle. If you don't want to leave your home then sit on your couch and turn on the television and watch The View. Watching that cow Rosie O'Donnell should alleve you of your erection. I know it always does for me. If that doesn't work, then we have other less invasive methods we can try. Such as going to the local frozen yogurt shop and viewing a few hogs, I mean cows there. Anyway, good luck."
Dr Phil: "Before you come down to the office or emergency room. I want you to try something that we in the medical profession commonly refer to as a Rose Ann Barr Naked - Also known as Rosie O'Donnell naked. Otherwise known as a Cow Heather, or just a f#$&ing cow.
What you need to do is, try walking down East Carson and find a fat ass cow to ogle. If you don't want to leave your home then sit on your couch and turn on the television and watch The View. Watching that cow Rosie O'Donnell should alleve you of your erection. I know it always does for me. If that doesn't work, then we have other less invasive methods we can try. Such as going to the local frozen yogurt shop and viewing a few hogs, I mean cows there. Anyway, good luck."
by T_rump_supporter November 07, 2010