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Party Central. Where everyone hangs out and everything happens. If you want to get crazy but aren't sure where to go, come to headquarters.
Yo, come to Headquarters.. Its Milky White Binger Time!!
by TZ November 15, 2006
Get the Headquartersmug. When your wiping your ass and the toilet paper rips. This causes your hand to plundge into your poop shoot and covers your fingers with warm chocolate fudge.
by TZ October 9, 2005
Get the brownicuremug. The crispy crust that forms on the outer layer of smoked pork products (i.e. babyback ribs, pig butt & pork loin). If prepared properly, pig bark is without a doubt the best part of a pig.
"Mmmmm.... Pig Bark"
"Yo Matt, rip me off a piece of pig bark!"
"You crushed those ribs TZ, but are you gonna eat your pig bark?"
"Check it out, I peeled off all of the pigbark from the pork butt and made myself a pigbark sandwich"
"Yo Matt, rip me off a piece of pig bark!"
"You crushed those ribs TZ, but are you gonna eat your pig bark?"
"Check it out, I peeled off all of the pigbark from the pork butt and made myself a pigbark sandwich"
by TZ April 14, 2009
Get the Pigbarkmug. An Alcoholic Shot containing half Hennessy, and half Worcestershire Sauce (preferably Lea & Perrins.)
After you shoot it, your throat feels like it's going to be really harsh, but it doesn't. It nicely goes away, leaving you craving more mad cow disease.
After you shoot it, your throat feels like it's going to be really harsh, but it doesn't. It nicely goes away, leaving you craving more mad cow disease.
by TZ November 28, 2004
Get the Mad Cow Diseasemug. Lamey McLamerton: "DUDE theres our exit 23 lanes over, and your in the far left lane during rush hour!!!"
TZ: "Watch this, i'll pull the best puerto rican lane change you've ever seen"
TZ: "Watch this, i'll pull the best puerto rican lane change you've ever seen"
by TZ February 25, 2005
Get the puerto rican lane changemug. A home water filtration system, thats easy to set up and simple to use. You can get a pitcher for your fridge, a filter tap for your faucet, or full size water cooler. Each of these requires the brita filter.
There are two main types of filter media in a Brita filters: Carbon granules, and De-ionization resin beads (DI). The DI resin beads remove charged ions and radicals from the water. These include calcium, magnesium, sodium, carbonate, and any other dissolved solids with a charge. The carbon granules reduce chlorine compounds and a number of other organics and inorganics. This is probably the most useful part of the Brita filter.
Brita filters also eliminate 98% of lead and reduce copper, chlorine (taste and odor) and mercury, all of which may be found in tap water. This gives ordinary tap water a much better/cleaner taste.
Another very useful method for a brita filter is using it to purify cheap vodka. Using a Brita filter, one can turn cheap, off-brand vodka into smooth, tasteful, inoffensive spirits that regularly win taste tests over name brand vodkas. Simply pour cheap vodka through the filter four times to make it smooth and delicious.
There are two main types of filter media in a Brita filters: Carbon granules, and De-ionization resin beads (DI). The DI resin beads remove charged ions and radicals from the water. These include calcium, magnesium, sodium, carbonate, and any other dissolved solids with a charge. The carbon granules reduce chlorine compounds and a number of other organics and inorganics. This is probably the most useful part of the Brita filter.
Brita filters also eliminate 98% of lead and reduce copper, chlorine (taste and odor) and mercury, all of which may be found in tap water. This gives ordinary tap water a much better/cleaner taste.
Another very useful method for a brita filter is using it to purify cheap vodka. Using a Brita filter, one can turn cheap, off-brand vodka into smooth, tasteful, inoffensive spirits that regularly win taste tests over name brand vodkas. Simply pour cheap vodka through the filter four times to make it smooth and delicious.
Dude, your tap water tastes like ass! Lets run to the store and pickup a Brita.
Dude, your vodka tastes like ass! Lets run to the store and pickup a Brita.
Dude, your vodka tastes like ass! Lets run to the store and pickup a Brita.
by TZ January 19, 2005
Get the britamug. When you shotgun a blunt or joint into one of those frozen frosty mugs and fill it to the top with smoke. The smoke will drop in temperature and look like liquid sitting inside the mug. Tilt the mug up and inhale (like you're drinking it) and you'll get a rush of cold goodness straight to your head. Definitely a kick ass way to smoke, and HIGHLY recommended!
by TZ December 9, 2007
Get the frosty mugmug.