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A home water filtration system, thats easy to set up and simple to use. You can get a pitcher for your fridge, a filter tap for your faucet, or full size water cooler. Each of these requires the brita filter.
There are two main types of filter media in a Brita filters: Carbon granules, and De-ionization resin beads (DI). The DI resin beads remove charged ions and radicals from the water. These include calcium, magnesium, sodium, carbonate, and any other dissolved solids with a charge. The carbon granules reduce chlorine compounds and a number of other organics and inorganics. This is probably the most useful part of the Brita filter.
Brita filters also eliminate 98% of lead and reduce copper, chlorine (taste and odor) and mercury, all of which may be found in tap water. This gives ordinary tap water a much better/cleaner taste.
Another very useful method for a brita filter is using it to purify cheap vodka. Using a Brita filter, one can turn cheap, off-brand vodka into smooth, tasteful, inoffensive spirits that regularly win taste tests over name brand vodkas. Simply pour cheap vodka through the filter four times to make it smooth and delicious.
There are two main types of filter media in a Brita filters: Carbon granules, and De-ionization resin beads (DI). The DI resin beads remove charged ions and radicals from the water. These include calcium, magnesium, sodium, carbonate, and any other dissolved solids with a charge. The carbon granules reduce chlorine compounds and a number of other organics and inorganics. This is probably the most useful part of the Brita filter.
Brita filters also eliminate 98% of lead and reduce copper, chlorine (taste and odor) and mercury, all of which may be found in tap water. This gives ordinary tap water a much better/cleaner taste.
Another very useful method for a brita filter is using it to purify cheap vodka. Using a Brita filter, one can turn cheap, off-brand vodka into smooth, tasteful, inoffensive spirits that regularly win taste tests over name brand vodkas. Simply pour cheap vodka through the filter four times to make it smooth and delicious.
Dude, your tap water tastes like ass! Lets run to the store and pickup a Brita.
Dude, your vodka tastes like ass! Lets run to the store and pickup a Brita.
Dude, your vodka tastes like ass! Lets run to the store and pickup a Brita.
by TZ January 19, 2005
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When your fucking a girl, and you secretly RAM it in her ass as hard as you can. Then without any pause, you start fucking the living shit out of her ass as hard as humanly possible. This will send her into INSTANT shock. When she finally regains consciousness and musters up a small amount of energy to say "what are you doing??", you start pounding even HARDER and yell out at the top of your lungs "OOPS!"
When your fucking a girl, and you secretly RAM it in her ass as hard as you can. Then without any pause, you start fucking the living shit out of her ass as hard as humanly possible. This will send her into INSTANT shock. When she finally regains consciousness and musters up a small amount of energy to say "what are you doing??", you start pounding even HARDER and yell out at the top of your lungs "OOPS!"
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