Definitions by TYLER
glass slipper
A condom.
A condom is the glass slipper of our time. You put it on, dance all night and throw it away in the morning.
glass slipper by Tyler February 9, 2004
Armed Guard
An ugly girl that can't dance armed with a dangerous staff-like weapon referred to as a "flag". Performs on field during half-time shows with goal of terrorizing the band members who are busy marching and unable to defend themselves.
Armed Guard by Tyler January 25, 2004